"Excuse me (insert preferred gender here), I'm a ghost, so I don't've any money, however, I do need some stuff from here in order to make something for my revival quest, so first, to browse, where's the paint department?"
(zarya rises from the grave after abandoning this blog for four years)
paint area starts at aisle 6. take whatever you need. more important: how is little bunny ghost speaking to me.
who let these people have discord. why is viktor so pretty. some questions just don't have answers.
I can’t stop laughing, this is too good…please someone send help
a masterpiece...........
QUESTIONS???? COMMENTS?????? CONCERNS???????????? RUSSIA???????????????
i will crush a roomba between my thighs
i’ll do it
Do it , I dare you!
C R U S H
Wot did that roomba ever do to you!!!!11 ????
It trieD TO CL E A N ME
GOOD! U dirty n smelly
LET THE ROOMBA DO ITS J O B
u smely
i will crush a roomba between my thighs
crush me between your thighs instead
Overwatch height chart - Shortest to tallest
I’m a tall boy
Ur taller than me so Im going to have to fight you
I’m taller but I’m sensitive please don’t fight me
*cracks my knuckles* Ill beat that inch out of you
@ask-home-depot-reinhardt grandpa Zarya wants to fight me help
@ask-home-depot-reinhardt Grandad let’s gang up on him 2 v 1
@ask-home-depot-reinhardt HOW ABOUT YOU TO DON’T GANG UP ON ME
How about we do
I’M FRAIL DON’T FIGHT ME
THAT’S MORE REASON TO FIGHT YOU
WHY DO YOU PICK ON THE WEAK
FOR VICTORY
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
FOR GLORY
MY LOVELY GRANDCHILDREN FIGHTING MY OLD HEART BREAKS LIKE A SLEDGEHAMMER ON PORCELAIN TILE
I MAY NOT MAKE IT THROUGH THIS
WE MUST FIGHT
I WILL BUY YOU CANDY IF YOU DO NOT PLEASE
IM IN LET'S ALL BEAT UP JUNKRAT
Russia
Нет, these are not your average garden clippers, you see, they will cut your hedges, at the speed of light
target: has strange stone orbs that make me feel uncomfortable
walmart, superior: has this
i’m going to fight Shrek
Fight?! (Dickssportinggoods zarya )
LETS GO SCRUB
*tips hat* T-M'obile
i’m going to jump jet into the sun, thanks a lot mccree
please come back i have some great deals for you
HOW ARE YOUR DAYS GOING SO FAR? ((if we haven’t interacted yet feel free to reply to this!))
I CONVINCED A MAN TO BUY HIS DYING MOTHER A TRACTOR
I'M THE TRACTOR
i will crush a roomba between my thighs
i'll do it
k-mart is the better than Walmart because k-mart employees don’t kill their brothers
Kmart employees can actually raise brothers people from the dead, can they not?
it’s a power only granted to some employees but yes the power can be found in some select k-mart employees. Rumor has it a k-mart employee has actually raised a Walmart employee’s brother from the dead but who knows if that’s true
How exactly does this work? Apple has not yet begun selling life restoration equipment at an unfair price and this is exactly the kind of thing we need. Is it only a K-mart power?
k-mart has powers beyond mortal understanding, I wish I could explain it to you
At least tell me…what does the K in K-Mart stand for…
kill
I’ll have you know that k-mart is home to many pacifist employees. We have no records of murder
How do you explain Reaper then
On average, about 0 murders or deaths per year occur in K-mart. Gabriel Reyes, who dies approximately 9 times a year in a variety of retail stores, is an outlier and should not have been counted
Are you saying I don’t count?! That I don’t matter?! Let’s not forget who botched the resurrection process in the first place. *cough cough* Mercy.
well you shouldn’t have died in the dessert aisle. someone needed assistance in the hygiene section so i had to rush. my apologies
oh snap
QUESTIONS???? COMMENTS?????? CONCERNS???????????? RUSSIA???????????????
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE LUNCH WITH ME
YES OK
