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lili. 8teen. she/he/they. sapphic. shitposter.
posts mainly about f1, fs, genshin, anime, classical music
random reblogs
ΰ€Ήΰ€Ώΰ€¨ΰ₯ΰ€¦ΰ₯/δΈζ/english
link(s) !
carrd. writing account.
prev known as a10vely-yutazen π
let's all think about the gq jenson button photoshoot together!
let's all short circuit together! via
McLaren Honda you'll always have a special place in my heart
Schumacher (2021)
(German Interview)
Part 2 FIONA: Why are only boys driving in Formula 1?
VETTEL: Well, that is a good question. The problem is, that too few girls want to drive races, when they are very young. You start in a small car, a kart. And even back in my time, there already werenβt many girls there. FIONA: Which job would you would you like to do? VETTEL: I had many career aspirations in the past: football-player, fire-fighter. Then I quickly came to racing driver and thanks god it worked out then. I still went to school, made my Abitur and looked what I could study. FIONA: Why are you always doing the Vettelfinger, when you are happy? VETTEL: That was a coincidence. Five years ago I was so happy at my first victory, about being first at the top of the result list. Then I started to show one finger. So to say as a sign for the number one. Since then it showed to be a good ritual. TIM: How fast do you drive on the autobahn? VETTEL: That depends on how fast you are allowed to. In german you are allowed to open the throttle if the autobahn is free. But mostly there are too many other cars, that is dangerous. Thatβs why I drive Formula 1, there I can always drive fast! LOUIS: How old have you been, when you starting karting? VETTEL: I was three or four years old. We had a little yard at home, there I always rushed around. That was a very small kart, not too fast. My father always ran beside me. My first race I drove, when I was your age. I always drove on the go-kart track of Michael Schumacher, with many, many other kids. There I learned with five years things, which I still need today. TIM: Where are you putting all the trophies? They are so bigβ¦ VETTEL: Good Question! At the moment I really am lacking a little space. But that is a nice problem, if you have more trophies than room. Much room and no trophies, would be stupid, too. LOUIS: What is your favorite track? VETTEL: I donβt have just one. But if I had to pick one, then I would pick Japan. There they have many, many quick corners, where you can drive through in fifth gear with 200km/h. From left to right, you are always shaken from one side to the other, but that is fun. FIONA: Do you have friends from the racing drivers? VETTEL: I still know many drivers from my karting times. There you of course made friendships, but none of them is driving Formula 1 today. They take part in touring car competitons, so normal cars.
FIONA: And in Formula 1? VETTEL: There are always drivers, with that you get along better. Itβs probably a little bit like in school. Some you like, some you dislike. Nico HΓΌlkenberg is a great guy and with Timo Glock I got along great as well, but he is not driving Formula 1 anymore. And I like Kimi RΓ€ikkΓΆnen, he is from finnland and speaks all funny. LOUIS: How expensive is a Formula 1 car? VETTEL: You canβt say that precisely, cause the car is made from sooo many parts, like a puzzle. But if you count it together, then it is very, very expensive. I would guess 2 million Euro, so as expensive as hundreds of your parents cars together. So it is better, if I donβt crash it in the race.
(German Interview)
Iβll translate this I hope you donβt mind!
First grade students Fiona, Louis and Tim interviewed Sebastian Vettel, they asked some really intresting questions, which we all would like to ask Sebβ¦
Part 1
TIM: What are you doing, when there is no formula 1 race?
SEBASTIAN: Then for example I watch football and cheer for Eintracht Frankfurt. That was the first stadium, where I was with friends in the past. And you?
TIM (8): I am Schalke-fan!
FIONA (8): Dortmund!
LOUIS (7): Iβm for Bayern!
SEBASTIAN: They won alot last year, right? And Dortmund sadly lost in the final. Letβs see what happens this year!
TIM: Do you also play Video Games, like Super Mario Kart?
SEBASTIAN: Yes, sometimes. I always pick Yoshi as a driver. And you? TIM: Super Mario!
LOUIS: Are you a good co-driver or are you nagging all the time? SEBASTIAN: Actually Iβm a good co-driver, as long as I have the feeling, that Iβm in good hands. But I also did sometimes make up excuses, to get out (of the car), then I said, that Iβm sick. (laughs) LOUIS: Have you ever been stopped by the police? SEBASTIAN: Sadly already a few times. I already needed to blow (the alcoholimeter) once, cause the police wanted to know, if I had drunk too much. I never have been too fast, so far. It would be kinda stupid, without driving license as well. TIM: What do you do, when you need to pee in the car?
SEBASTIAN: Stopping doesnβt work so well, then I would always be last. There are drivers that just pee into their pants. ALL THREE: Ihhhhh!!! How disgusting! SEBASTIAN: Not me! I so far always managed to stay dry! The trick is to go to the toilet in the garage, shortly before (the race). TIM: Why are you not wearing diapers? SEBASTIAN: Because I would probably not fit into my seat anymore, it is so narrow.
FIONA: What other sports are you doing? SEBASTIAN: I enjoy playing tennis, football, I go running and ride the bike. Sometimes I also go swimming, but that is not as much fun, cause it is a little boring, there I can listen to music. And what sports do you do? You playing football? TIM: Yes, I am! FIONA: I do ballet and gymnastics!Β ! SEBASTIAN: Wow! Not bad! FIONA: Do you have a girlfriend? SEBASTIAN: Yes, I do and that even quite long already. Do you have a boyfriend? FIONA: Yes, at home. But not really. SEBASTIAN: Ach, you still have some time!
Iβm so pissed that Jesse Spencer us transphobic like bro whyyy
"THE SON OF A HAIRDRESSER IS A CUT ABOVE THE REST" crofty πππ
random girl: hey gramps! letβs go for a run! get them juices flowing!
gramps: iβm a bit old, katy, so weβll have to go slow
*they go running*
gramps: hhhh. hHhHhH
katy: you ok gramps? you need your inhaler?
gramps: o mi god katy your eyes are bleeding..
katy: *faints*
*INTRO MUSIC*
house: *bouncing ball around in his office, daydreaming about wilson*
cuddy: HOUSE the clinic is BACKED UP get in there NOW
house: no but iβve got a case *lying*
cuddy: sure you do⦠get down there now
at the clinic
house: *sighs and picks up a file*
cameron: *runs up to house* i have a case!
house: iβll take it! CUDDYYYY I HAVE A CASE FOR REALS NOW
cuddy: *is in distress*
house: *scurries away*
*** house: whatβs the case
cameron: a girl fainted while runningβ
house: how unusual
cameron: running with her grandfather. and her eyes started bleeding
house: *snoring sounds*
cameron: β¦ and uh she has low potassiumβ
house: she ugly?
cameron: what? no
house: you always pick the ugly ones
cameron: no i donβt
house: so whyβd you pick her? why do you feel bad for her?
cameron: i donβt i just thought her case was interesting.
house: a girl who doesnβt enough bananas is interesting?
cameron: her eyes started bleeding!
house: is she a widow?
cameron: sheβs 17!
house: so?
they walk into the office
chase: wowβ¦ she lost both her parents and lives with her grandfatherβ¦
house: bingo!
***
the office is silent as the ducklings read katyβs file
house: please, not everybody all at once..
foreman: itβs a brain clot. got activated when she went running.
house: bad. next
chase: itβs lady gaga virus! thatβs why it came on suddenly
house: check for a brain clot
foreman: *evil smirk*
*** cameron is in the patientβs room getting blood
cameron: it must be hard⦠both parents dead. living with your grandfather
katy: i donβt need your pity
*** chase: *walking into the office with the other minions behind him* itβs not a brain clot
house: hmmmmβ¦
chase: back to lady gaga virusβ
house: it is NOT lady gaga virus you idiot
cameron: maybe an eyeball embolism caused by a seizure?
house: and why would she have had a seizure?
cameron: low potassium causes invisible seizure syndrome. she wouldnβt have noticed it.
house: thatβs 1 in a million rareβ¦ i like it. do five blood cultures
the minions obey
***
cameron: itβs not eyeball embolism!!
chase: LADY GAGA VIRUS
house: FOR THE LAST TIME, IT IS NOTβ *epiphany* omygod itβs lady gaga virusβ¦
chase: *evil smirk*
*** the patient has recovered.
wilson: it is now time for my 5 minutes of screen time
House md is insane so hereβs some things that happen in the show (in no particular order)
ANOTHER scene im obsessed w btw. specifically bc you can see jennifer morrison genuinely cracking up in the wide shot and i think its adorable
He lost a bet:3
they're officially my favourite duo of the show after hilson
ok, there's a famous meme in brazil about house md and i don't know if there is an english version for this meme, so i'll try to translate as best i can:
> the patient arrives the hospital.
> the patient is a prostitute or a religious fanatic.
> dr. house attends the patient. she's very sick.
βdr. house, we don't know what to do!! she's bleeding from her eyes!!β
βdo the exams, you idiotβ
> dr. house will talk with the patient.
βyou're stupid. fuck you.β
βdr. house, i hate youuu!! please heal meeee!!β
> cameron, chase and foreman come back to the room.
βdr. house, all the exams were negative. she's gonna die in 2 hours if we do nothing!! will be game over for her.β
βhmmm... game over... oh, there's a gameboy in her ass, that's the problem!β
βdr. house, you're an idiot, but we will check if there really is a gameboy in her ass.β
> they found the gameboy in her ass.
βoh my god, dr. house!! you were right. how did you know that?β
βthe gameboys pikachu edition released in 1997 had an iodine-based battery, which if inserted in the butt makes your eyes bleedβ
> the patient, cured, enters in the room.
βi was wrong about you, dr. houseβ
βfuck you, you're a whore! life is pain!!β
> dr. house go to lunch and flirt with dr. wilson <3
> the end.
It's all about specificity