(hAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS ;D

for this i had collaborated with @spudinacup . I did the traditional sketches and she digitalized it. Thanks again Spubby! Theses turned out so good

-Mod Moon Man)

Benicio: “Oh yeah? Well if I suck then he swallows. You can tell that prick he owes me 20 bucks.” 

Benicio: *chuckles* ”Well… the only thing I can say is that I was made this way, sweetheart~”

a loud laugh is heard from one of the patrons behind them. Benicio turns in his seat and glares at the few cliques of people in the booths and the few individuals scattered through out the tables trying to decipher where it came from. 

Moon Man: “Yeah I’ve always wondered that too, is there a specific reason?"

Benicio: “It’s bad.”

Moon Man: “Wh-?”

Benicio: “It’s just a fucking terrible color. It’s bright its obnoxious and it fucking pisses me the hell off it’s just a bad color I just- I hate it, I hate it, it’s bad.”

Boris: “Gee wiz, I’ve only been here a second and a half and i’m already gettin’ some loaded questions”

Benicio: “Oh COME ON, I’m not that fuckin’ bad.”

Moon Man: *sneezes* “oh gosh sorry. i must be allergic to bullshit!”

Benicio: “WHAT?! Okay, name ONE thing that was apparently so terrible.”

Boris: “Oh, we don’t need to name one. We can name several.”

Moon Man: “Like that time you antagonized someone for their cigar preferences?”

Benicio: “I was just helping him make a better choice! It was his fault he kept arguing with me.”

Boris: “Or when you debated with that priest over the bible then proceeded to burn it in front of him?”

Benicio: “That guy shouldn’t have even been in here in the first place. All of the shit he was spewin’ was predetermined hypocrisy the moment he stepped foot in this place.”

Moon man: “What about the time you man-handled Cake insisting you could make her fly?”

Benicio: “Hey, I thought she was having fun...”

Boris: “Or when you got so blitzed you almost drowned in a barrel of moonshine in the back room.”

Moon Man: “Oh, and the time you tried to walk on a rolling barrel and broke one of my tables.”

Boris: “How bout when you thought it was a good idea to practice your shooting on the bottles on the back counter right next to Moon Man’s head?”

Moon Man: “Or when you punched a singer for the mic. Didnt even sing or nuthin, just stole the mic.”

Boris: “And I’m pretty sure there’s been a few murders in he-”

Benicio: “ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, YOU MADE YOU’RE GODDAMN POINTS, JESUS!”

Boris: “Oh ho ho, buddy, lemme tell ya. Moon Man over here has persuaded bendy into more street fights than i can count.”

Benicio: “Hey, Most of those are COMPLETELY justified! A bunch o’ fuckers are tryin’a jerk me outta my money!”

Moon Man: “It’s not my fault he likes to listen to whatever I say.”

Boris: “Yet you KNOW how impetuous he is…”

Moon Man: “Hey, I’m just as impulsive as he is. I just don’t act on it. That’s his fault for listening to the shit I tend to spew.”

Boris: “…so you act on your own impulses through him?”

Moon Man: “… *turns away and returns to sifting through bottles on the back shelves, trying to hide the guilty smile that crept onto his face* …w-was that a beer you wanted?”

Benicio: “I… I feel so used…”

(a new player has joined the game!! (Also please bare with me and my numerous spelling errors)

-Mod Moon Man)

(and thus bendy begins to send stripper grams to Abel cuz he knows it’ll piss him off :)c 

Abel the Angel - @the-vampire-inside-me

Elymas - @animal-guardian

-Mod Moon Man)

(… the inbox is now open ;)c-Mod Moon Man)

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(Alternate universes weren't discussed until the late 1950′s so nobody really knows what the hell that is in this time period. SO, in turn, this blog will not be interacting with other bendy ask blogs and AU’S right now. :P-Mod Moon Man)

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-Mod Moon Man)

(FUN FACT: Back in the good ol’ mafia days,  if a gang wanted control over a business they would ask for half or more of the entire profit, bleed the business dry, and burn the place down if/when they went bankrupt. If the business owner did not comply to begin with, they would go after the owners family and torture/kill them, and if THAT didn't go through to the owner, they would be assassinated. Or “whacked” as they liked to put it lmao. But the thing that Moon Man and Bendy have goin on is sort of a special case.-Mod Moon Man)

(Meet Moon Man (aka my shitty self insert for this au because im literally garbage) he’s the owner of the bar that Bendy visits frequently and has claimed territory over to protect it from other rival gangs. Theres more lore to Moon Man but ill just leave it at that for now ;)-Mod Moon Man )