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Cassia

@cassiaodinsdottir

20//she/her//
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This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

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veeveeixin

“i am very normal” is a lie

what i mean is “i am attracted to james hetfield of any era”

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Anonymous asked:

I need you to hear me out. The Hellfire club continues meeting even after they graduate and they now meet at Eddie’s trailer now that he has his own. They never really notice signs of another person living there other than him but one day the person who answers the door is decidedly not Eddie but a person who’s dressed like they work in downtown Chicago. (This is me projecting tbh because I commute from Indiana) They start flipping out but she’s just standing there like nothing is wrong. Turns out one of his rings is a wedding ring. He got married right after the whole saving the world deal because he realized he probably shouldn’t wait because he’s a softie and what if something happens to him he can’t go out without at least giving the love of his lift his last name like it’s a part of his soul. Side note this is a ridiculous ramble but I love those secretly married fics where they get found out. They’re always good.

holy shit yes

🤎☕️🤎☕️🤎☕️🤎☕️🤎☕️🤎☕️🤎☕️🤎☕️🤎☕️🤎☕️🤎☕️🤎

"Eddie, open up!" Dustin banged on the door, starting to get irritated.

The door swung open, and the person who stood there was definitely not Eddie.

"HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" Dustin screamed, scrambling back.

You burst out laughing. "I'm Eddie's wife, I don't think we've met." You held out you hand, and sure enough, it was adorned with a wedding ring. "My name's (Y/N), but you can call me (Y/N/N)."

Dustin gaped. "Wife!?"

You nodded. "We got married about four years ago, right after all the... Vecna stuff."

Dustin struggled to find any words at all.

"Baby, is there someone at the door?" Eddie appeared beside you, slinging an arm around your shoulder. "Oh, hey Dustin."

"EDDIE WHAT THE FUCK!??"

"This is my wife."

Dustin stared, completely and utterly bewildered.

"Do you want some tea?" you asked.

"You know what?" said Dustin weakly. "Sure. Sure, I'll have some fucking tea."

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jamilelucato

blue - 001

show: Stranger Things [SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4]

pairing: female reader x peter ballard

summary: growing up in the lab with Dr Brenner for a father wasn't easy, but you had a friend that made things a bit tolerable.

It wasn’t easy being the daughter of Dr Martin Brenner, but you did your best to please him. He was a very systematic man, who wished to control everything and everyone as he saw fit, and you had no problem following orders, except that it was clear your father was setting you up for failure. He never made a secret that he did not like that you were born a female, not a male, and you guessed that was the reason behind all of his impossible requests he kept on making, always wanting more of your brain than it could ever learn.

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honeyedmrvel

okay but eddie munson definitely brags about his sex life with you to the hellfire club. i can only imagine:

“so ed’s wha’d you get up to last night? i hope the game didn’t keep you up long” mike smiled like a little bitch referring to last night’s victory.

“probably jackshit, as usual” dustin scolded again.

eddie squinted as he thought of a reply

“actually virgins, i fucked my girl so hard she couldn’t walk on the very table you losers sit around right now.” he said in the most calm collected voice ever.

“yeah rightt, eddie munsons sex game definitely doesn’t make girls limp.” dustin laughed. mike seemed grossed out and almost backed away from the table. lucas stared at the table.

“ohhhh but it does, see you virgins don’t know what it’s like to have a pussy so tight you can barely control yourself, or a dick that big you think with it.” eddie laughed.

“i don’t understand” lucas questions

“you see, i got real angry, as i usually do, right henderson?” he lifts a hand to dustin as he stands. dustin nods.

“y/n had JUST came in from one of her little cheer games, you boys know how it is, little skirt, whole lotta ass” he looks at lucas for approval, lucas nods.

“didnt’ even speak a word to her, i just bent her little ass over the goddamn table, and dicked her sweet little pussy in.” he said with gestures.

“gross. too much info man.” mikes eyes squeezed shut

“and then just before i finished, she screamed oh daddyyyy” eddie mocked your moan.

“ed’s?” you walk into the building wearing the tiny little cheer uniform eddie was just describing.

“yes sweetheart?” eddie snapped right out of his discussion.

you limped a little towards him as dustin’s eyes widened.

“cmon it’s movie night” you held out a hand. eddie ran as fast as he could. you slowly walked out as eddie looked at the boys and bit his fist while mouthing “i’m getting pussyyyyy”

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duffslut
You're mine.

Slash x Reader

Word Count: 480

Warnings: Smut! Toxic/possessive relationship, Beating kink, Humiliation kink, Piss kink. Minors Dni.

- Slash! Stop freaking out so much! he's just a friend! - You screamed, almost begging Slash to forgive you, but he just hated for you to talk to anyone else he didn't authorize.

His hand slapped your face, the rings on his fingers made your skin burn, but you didn't have time to react because seconds later he was holding your face, squeezing your cheeks so tightly that your lips formed into a pout and your eyes watered.

- You don't need friends. - Slash exclaimed, his sweet voice had disappeared. - You don't need anyone but me.

At that point your legs were already shaking, tears were streaming down your cheeks and you placed your hand over Slash's on your face. He seemed to relieve the force in which he was holding your face, but then he spat out half of his mouth, causing you to gasp and fall to the ground backwards, you crawled to his feet, kissing the cowboy boots he was wearing.

- I'm so sorry... - you repeated to him, not daring to lift your face.

- Get up. - Slash ordered you, you obeyed. - You are mine, do you understand that?

His hands were going down to your ass as he spoke, and you jumped in fright when he suddenly ripped the tights you were wearing and started fingering you from behind.

- I'm yours. - you whispered, just inches away from his lips, and then he advanced towards you, kissing you fiercely as his fingers sank into your wet pussy.

- Yes you are. - he also whispered. - But you need to understand, you need to understand that you are nothing without me, no one else will love you like I do.

You just nodded as Slash spoke, lifting your toes off the floor in pleasure, his fingers fucked you faster and faster, each movement making you gasp for air.

His fingers suddenly came out of you, and you understood what he wanted, you got down on your knees in front of him and took off his belt, pulling down his leather pants. You praised his cock with kisses and licks before you finally started sucking on it and jerking it off.

- Go to the couch. - Slash ordered, pulling you away from his dick and masturbating himself

You climbed onto the couch, Slash lifted your feet and propped them on the edge of the couch, he hurriedly spread your legs and left you exposed to him. You didn't know what to do, so you just waited for him, and then all of a sudden, he released his first stream of piss in your pussy, making you moan loudly when his piss hit your clit, he kept pissing on you, right at the entrance of your pussy, and you couldn't deny that you liked that.

- You are the most degrading thing I've ever seen. No one will ever want you, you have me, and you love it.

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togrowoldinv

Take Me Out to the Ball Game

Chris Evans x Reader
You and Chris take your son to his first baseball game
Note: You can blame this on me watching Fever Pitch this week lol. Also, just Chris with kids is so cute. It’s fluffy and fun. Enjoy!
Chris Evans Masterlist, Main Masterlist

“You ready?” You ask your husband as the two of you stand outside of Fenway Park with your young son holding your hands between you.

“Let’s do this,” Chris says with a smile.

It’s your son’s first ever Red Sox game and Chris is so excited. He decked him out in the team gear, even down to a little baseball cap just like Chris’s.

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Anonymous asked:

Chris one where your baby girl is so clingy with him, like even when you push her in stroller shes always reaching out for him

𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐆𝐋𝐔𝐄 • 𝐃𝐚𝐝!𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬

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duffslut
Magic fingers

Modern Axl Rose x Reader

Word Count: 283

Warnings: Fluff!

The weather that day couldn't have been better, you had just gotten out of the shower with a towel wrapped around your head, a fresh white sundress and slippers made up your outfit as you walked out of the bathroom towards the living room.

Axl was at the piano, one of his favorite spots in the new house you had bought after you and him finally got married.

You approached silently, not wanting to disturb the low and calm melody he was playing, you had decided that you would just watch him from afar, but his sweet scent invited you to come closer.

You ran your fingers through his hair and kissed him, he stopped playing to greet you with a smile.

- New song? - you asked, smoothing his thighs over the jeans he wore.

- Nothing special, how long have you been spying on me? - Axl asked, you lay down on the bench, leaning your head on his lap, watching how his eye constantly changed color, especially with the weak sun shining on his face.

- Not much. - You said.

You slipped your fingers smoothly over the piano keys, but without actually touching them, this gift was just Axl's. You touched his hands, and carefully placed them back on the piano keys.

- Your song hypnotized me.

Axl laughed, shaking his head, casually playing some familiar song that you couldn't remember where it was from.

- I think you are hypnotizing me, is this dress on purpose? - your husband asked, not taking his eyes off the keys as he played, but showing that he had noticed what you were wearing.

You laughed, you could be wearing anything, Axl would always praise you.

- Play for me, magic fingers.

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duffslut
Vacation

Modern Duff Mckagan x Reader

Word Count: 295

Warnings: Smut! Age gap, Oral Sex, Face Fuck, Dirty talk. Minors Dni.

It was at the end of a sunny afternoon, you were still lying on the lounger, with your eyes closed feeling the last rays of the day's sun penetrate your body.

Suddenly something blocked out your sun, you frowned, but then you heard Duff's sweet, calm voice calling to you before you could open your eyes.

- Babe? - He called to you, standing right behind your lounge chair.

- What? - you asked without opening your eyes.

- I have something for you. - Duff said breathlessly.

You opened your eyes and soon after you let out a sideways smile, Duff's cock was literally covering your face. You already knew exactly what to do and how to do it, you opened your mouth and stuck your tongue out, and seconds later, Duff's hard, veined cock was entering your mouth, touching your throat with the tip of his dick.

Duff moaned and muttered some curses when you started to suck him, he moved his hips you faster and faster, sliding his dick into your mouth, making you choke when he went too deep in your throat.

- God!... Fuck Yes! - Duff moaned as you swallowed his cock all over, occasionally licking his balls. - Come here...

You gasped when Duff finally took his cock out of your mouth, he grabbed your hair and pulled you out of the chair, making you fall on all fours on the wet and hot floor.

- I couldn't help myself seeing your little body in such a tiny bikini, you're so hot for such a young girl. - Every word that came out of his mouth made you more and more wet.

You shook your ass and Duff slapped you a few times before pulling your head back so you could go back to sucking his big cock.

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10. Whispering jokes/loving words in a lecture/school/church/a meeting. Trying not to laugh/flirt back in fear of disturbing everyone else who's trying to pay attention. With slash or axl or duff or steven

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