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children of the land, love is still the answer

@crosmopolitan / crosmopolitan.tumblr.com

mind you grow a little wiser, little better every day | CanCon * Hockey * Fandom my great tragedy is that i was born too late to date 1970s brian may about me | queen/borhap writing sideblog: @drbrianhmay 3d photography sideblog: @stereoscopic3d
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steppin' into fate

chapter 1/?

Buck/Eddie, rated M // read on ao3

“What the hell is this?” Evan Buckley storms into the office without knocking, tossing his phone onto the desk.
“The LA Kings have signed forward Eddie Diaz (@EDiaz82) to a five year contract” it reads. Buck doesn’t need to see it to know. He’s stared at it long enough already. There’s a graphic of Eddie Diaz and his stupidly pretty face beneath it, in his old Dallas Stars green and white, mouth open as he skates the puck up the ice. He’d looked at the replies, all of the “omg”s and heart-eyes emojis and 280-character amateur analysis of Diaz’s skills. He’d scrolled until he’d hit the inevitable “so when are we trading buckley?” tweets, and then he’d stormed into Bobby’s office without thinking about it twice.
“Management got you a centreman,” Bobby says, perfectly calm. “I thought you would be happy.”
“Well, I’m not,” Buck says. “I don’t need a center. And even if I did, I don’t need Eddie Diaz."

or, the 9-1-1 hockey AU

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

I POSTET THIS HALF AN HOUR BEFORE MY JOB INTERVIEW AND I GOT THE JOB OH MY GOD

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CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn’t fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

all right, I think I got this, I’ve got dual citizenship and I have another flag we can borrow from:

step 1

step 2

step 3

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

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xthehatchick
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holy shit

Bi flag 🤝 Ace flag: having mismatched shades of purple

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ylly22

• @simonlloydfish the bespoke frock coat I designed, and made for Brian May @officialqueenmusic #headline performance @theroyalfamily platinum jubilee concert outside #BuckinghamPalace in #London #june2022

A bespoke project I designed in line with Brian’s input and his requests to hi-light his love of our native #BritishWildlife ongoing campaign for animal rights by raising awareness to protect some of our most loved animals in the UK

Designed, handcut, made bespoke in Mayfair, @simonlloydfish

@jackolynsparrow wait, what?! Is this your art???!

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nokiabae

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

Top 40.88%

Guess I’m not that good in English after all

top 39.58%

wow i’m beTTER THAN I THOUGHT

Top 5.33%, babyyyyyy

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kyra-writes

Top 4.87%

Top 5.17% This quiz is fun, and reminded me that I need to read the dictionary more. (Yes, I do that)

Top 0.25% 😅

Top 6%

Top 6.31%

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angelchrys

Top .14%

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tzikeh

Top 0.01%

SUCK IT, ANTI-STRATFORDIANS

NONE OF YOUR THEORIES WERE RIGHT

Growing up in the woods, with only books for entertainment, has clearly had some benefits.

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all i’m saying is i would literally sit and watch an entire one-hour eddie diaz therapy session. i would. no questions asked. and i’d eat it up. analyze every micro expression. every wavering breath. every snarky comment. it’d be one of the best episodes of television ever and i’m right

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Okay I very much need to know. Who struggled to sleep in the same bed as their partner, and how did you fix that? I feel like I just…don’t sleep? Because there’s a whole additional body next to me doing it’s own thing, so I feel like I can’t relax in my body so I’m too wired up to sleep. I still have ambien left over from residency but it doesn’t touch it somehow! 

We got bunk beds.

They are now separate beds next to each other because my wife herniated a disc in her back (and with my RA, having a top bunk was never a realistic choice).

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ltleflrt

King size bed, so that there’s enough space between us that I can’t even feel his body heat. I find cuddling suffocating, and even bumping legs or arms makes it feel like I can’t breathe. Sometimes even a king sized bed isn’t enough. I wake up around 3am every morning, and if I can’t fall back to sleep, I get up and go sleep on a beanbag in the other room. It’s also easier if I’m asleep before he comes to bed. Which is what happens most of the time because he’s allergic to going to bed at a reasonable hour and I’m usually zonked out an hour before he’s ready to come to bed. I have no idea he’s around until the 3am wake up :D

Separate blankets, and an absolutely baller mattress that doesn't transfer the other person's movement at all.

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atombombtom

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there's a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it's not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance

now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. I’m not complaining. Miss Piggy what’s your secret to ageing so graciously

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bigscaryd

It's not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.

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redwaltz

Like that one time they couldn't figure out why Kermit's audio was so garbage... then realized they'd put the mic on him instead of the performer.

this has been a very longstanding issue - before the muppet show was even a thing some muppets appeared in commercials, such as rolf the dog they had a continual problem where when people directing/shooting the dogfood commercial would give dirrection to rolf that they would be speaking to the muppet, to which rolf REPEATEDLY had to tell them ‘i cant hear you, you have to talk to him’ and point at the performer underneath him rolf is one of the most embarrassing muppets to need this direction as the performer is this, damn, obvious when not on camera

‘sir, i am a bathroom mat, the man you need to talk to is back there’

I did an interview with Gonzo one time, and when I got into the Zoom call, it was the actor on screen trying to figure out his audio. And then once he did, he went like “OKAY!” and then just like dove to the floor and it was Gonzo and there was never a moment when I doubted that the dude was just Gonzo’s tech guy 

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