sebastian uses the whisper app

please watch this video of Tay Zonday streaming Team Fortress 2 for the first time. just watch the first 45 seconds then skip to literally anywhere else beyond that point in the video

Every now and then someone starts this trending again and the wave of notes reminds me that it is still my favourite video on the Internet

headcanon that kazuha is naturally popular with girls because he’s quiet and mysterious but also collected and cool, just has that calm look in his eye. it’s really alluring and though he never finds the interest to reciprocate, he does give his fair shy wave and small smile to the liyue city girls who hide behind their handheld fans and blush, giggling

headcanon also that xiao is Not popular with girls. he’s dark and mysterious but also a disaster; making random eye contact with him is the polar opposite of what it’s like with kazuha, with xiao’s resting glare and crossed arms, the naturally closed off and somewhat scary aura he provides

if you mix the two together you get xiao and kazuha walking together in liyue with girls fawning over kazuha then yelping in surprise when their eyes fall on xiao, xiao grumbling under his breath and walking faster ahead so kazuha has to jog to catch up and tug on his sleeve like “well if you growl like that and stomp away then they’ll REALLY hate you”, or in diluc’s bar when a girl takes a seat at the barstool next to kazuha and starts flirting with him, xiao sits there awkwardly and stares like 👁👁 over kazuha’s shoulder

tldr; kazuha has scary dog privileges

the white guy is killin me

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

??????????????????

lgbnft

non fungible transgender

that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

ngl, i'm lucky i got a pic cause otherwise even i would think i'm lying.

John.

what's up?

this reads like a post i would see in 2014. i feel transported

​checking the date on the post and seeing 2022

OP????

yup! i'm divorced and vriska is my ex wife. johnvris confirmed.

btw she streams on twitch actually?

the least i can do is plug her channel after the emotional damages waking up to this caused, so go watch the saved broadcast where she talks about that here.

AntaresVriska is the channel btw.

Me 🤝OP

Having an ex that changed her legal name to Vriska Serket

Original comic by @coolfrogdude​

when he licks his lips seductively

what the fuck is that thing?

my boyfriend :)

play the ZENO remake

brothers in arms

Foot rub

(via)

What the FUCK is this I’m dying

me outside the club

me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin

Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

this was animated by a man with anterograde amnesia who kept forgetting the last 10 frames he drew

Sorry to bring this back but I haven’t slept in weeks wondering how she could possibly be alive if eating one chicken nugget is this fucking difficult for her

certified iconic post

I am loving the notes section

This is by far the best reply

this is what life is all about. make someone's day better and a little more weird at the same time

笑って小さなお友達

I want my little friend to laugh.

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:

what the hell is this