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• “I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
• “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.”
• “We loved with a love that was more than love.”
• “Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.”
• “I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.”
• “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.”
• “There is no exquisite beauty… without some strangeness in the proportion.”
• “Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.”
• “Sleep, those little slices of death — how I loathe them.”
• “Years of love have been forgot, In the hatred of a minute.”
• “Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.”
• “Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.”
• “All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.”
• “If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.”
• “The best things in life make you sweaty.”
• “I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.”
• “And so being young and dipped in folly I fell in love with melancholy.”
• “Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.”
• “Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence.”
• “There are some secrets which do not permit themselves to be told.”
• “I dread the events of the future, not in themselves but in their results.”
• “To elevate the soul, poetry is necessary.”
• “There are chords in the hearts of the most reckless which cannot be touched without emotion.”
• “To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths!”
• “The idea of God, infinity, or spirit stands for the possible attempt at an impossible conception.”
• “Imperceptibly the love of these discords grew upon me as my love of music grew stronger.”
• “The scariest monsters are the ones that lurk within our souls…”
• “Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary. Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.”
• “I am above the weakness of seeking to establish a sequence of cause and effect, between the disaster and the atrocity.”
• “Even for those to whom life and death are equal jests. There are some things that are still held in respect.”
• “The eye, like a shattered mirror, multiplies the images of sorrow.”
• “All suffering originates from craving, from attachment, from desire.”
• “If a poem hasn’t ripped apart your soul; you haven’t experienced poetry.”
• “It would be mockery to call such dreariness heaven at all.”
• “Actually, I do have doubts, all the time. Any thinking person does. There are so many sides to every question.”
• “His heart is a suspended lute; As soon as you touch it, it resonates.”

• “When you’ve been alive for a couple of centuries, you kind of have to develop a different attitude towards life.”
• “It’s daytime, you better have a good reason for waking me up while the sun is still shining.”
• “I’d rather not dwell on the fact that I feel like drinking the blood of my best friend.”
• “300 years of friendship ended in a single moment, and you ask if I’m okay?”
• “At what point in the last century did humans forget what knocking was?”
• “You are blood of my blood and all of that silly Bram Stoker mess.”
• “I wouldn’t eat you if you were the last human on earth.”
• “I gave you new life! And this is how you repay me?”
• “How are you doing? Are you feeling…. bitey?”
• “Does it hurt? You know… your… neck… thing.”
• “I didn’t know whether I could tell you before.”
• “Wait! You thought I was trying to eat you?”
• “I have given you another chance at life.”
• “We just need to get the blood off you.”
• “Have you ever wanted to live forever?”
• “You can smell my blood, can’t you?”
• “No one can resist immortality.”
• “Have you ever killed anybody.”
• “I want to be with you forever.”
• “No… I can smell your blood.”
• “Where is your reflection?”
• “What’s your blood type?”
• “What does it smell like?”
• “I’m not afraid you you.”
• “Good. It smells good.”
• “Can I turn into a bat?”
• “You look… delicious.”
• “Who’s blood is that?”
• “Bite me. Please.”
• “You killed me!”

• “Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?”
• “Aren’t you scared?”
• “I am the ‘who’ in the call ‘who’s there?’.”
• “I am the shadow of the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright.”
• “Wasn’t it terrifying?”
• “There are few who deny at what I do I am the best, for my talents are renowned far and wide.”
• “I have swept the very bravest off their feet.”
• “I have grown so tired of the same old thing.”
• “Since I am dead, I can take off my head to recite Shakespearean quotations.”
• “The frame and praise come year after year, does nothing for these empty tears.”
• “Oh, [Name], I know how you feel.”
• “That’s twice this month you’ve slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off.”
• “I’m restless! I can’t help it!”
• “But I don’t want to be patient.”
• “I’ve got the plans for next Halloween!”
• “I can’t make decisions by myself!”
• “What’s this?”
• “I can’t believe my eyes, I must be dreaming!”
• “Absolutely no one’s dead.”
• “This looks like fun!”
• “The monsters are all missing and the nightmares can’t be found.”
• “The smell of cakes and pies are absolutely everywhere.”
• “This is a thing called a present.”
• “There’s something here that you don’t quite grasp.”
• “There’s got to be a logical way to explain this Christmas thing.”
• “You’ve poisoned me for the last time.”
• “These dolls and toys confuse me so.”
• “I’ve read these Christmas books so many times.”
• “Am I trying much too hard?”
• “Just because I cannot see it doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!”
• “What are you doing here?”
• “The job I have for you is top secret. It requires craft, cunning, mischief.”
• “We’re his little henchmen and we take our job with pride.”
• “[Name], listen to me. It’s going to be a disaster!”
• “Just follow the pattern. This part’s red. The trim is white.”
• “I have every confidence in you.”
• “Won’t the children be surprised?”
• “You don’t look like yourself, [Name], not at all.”
• “Hold on! Where are we going now?”
• “Haven’t you heard of peace on earth, and goodwill toward men?”
• “Well, well, well, what have we here? [Name], huh? Oh, I’m really scared.”
• “So you’re the one everybody’s talking about?”
• “If you aren’t shaking, there’s something very wrong.”
• “Release me fast or you will have to answer for this heinous act.”
• “There go all of my hopes. My precious plans, my glorious dreams.”
• “I sense there’s something in the wind that feels like tragedy’s at hand.”
• “They’re thanking us for doing such a good job!”
• “I’ll get you out of here!”
• “What have I done?”
• “But I never intended all this madness.”
• “Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?”
• “I just can’t wait until next Halloween!”
• “But they said you were dead!”
• “How dare you treat my friends so shamefully?!”
• “I’d like to join you by your side, where we can gaze into the stars.”
• “It is as plain as anyone can see, we’re simply meant to be.”

• “Take my hand.”
• “How do you know about this?”
• “I don’t even know what that is.”
• “This is just an outfit, man.”
• “Ninja turtle, you better stop poking me.”
• “There’s another name you might know me by.”
• “Look, I’m gonna be totally honest with you. I forgot you’re here.”
• “You will not fail.”
• “What a bunch of losers.”
• “It’s not cool to get help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle.”
• “Don’t drink fountain water, you idiot. That’s disgusting.”
• “If there’s one thing I hate, it’s a man without integrity.”
• “Quit smiling, you idiot. You’re supposed to be a professional.”
• “I live for the simple things.”
• “I live for the simple things. Like how much this is gonna hurt.”
• “It’s cool to have a code name. It’s not that weird.”
• “What a bunch of a-holes.”
• “I’ve escaped 22 prisons. This one’s no different.”
• “I have no words for an honorless thief.”
• “Listen to me, you big blue bastard. Take those headphones off.”
• “You know who I am, yes?”
• “Asleep for the danger, awake for the money as usual.”
• “Well, supposedly, these bald-bodies find you attractive. So, maybe you can work out some sort of trade.”
• “You must be joking.”
• “Drop the leg.”
• “Spare me your foul gaze, woman.”
• “Why is this one here?”
• “I always keep my promises, when they’re to muscle-bound whack-jobs who kill me if I won’t.”
• “Cease your yammering, and release us from this irksome confinement.”
• “Yeah, I’ll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.”
• “Do not ever call me a thesaurus.”
• “It’s just a metaphor, dude.”
• “I’m gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots of the galaxy.”
• “He turned off the artificial gravity, everywhere but here.”
• “I told you I had a plan.”
• “That was a pretty good plan.”

• ❝ Of course it hurts, it’s a spanking. How else would it work? ❞
• ❝ The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability. ❞
• ❝ If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn’t be so anxious. ❞
• ❝ I am the excuse you give when you cannot follow the rules. ❞
• ❝ You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world! ❞
• ❝ I’m about as intimidating as a butterfly. ❞
• ❝ You and what army could possibly rescue her from my clutches? ❞
• ❝ You look better in my clothes than I do. ❞ 
• ❝ We’re searching for things we should be running from. ❞
• ❝ When it’s cold, I’d like to die. ❞
• ❝ The world is full of unrequited love. ❞
• ❝ Maybe love and pain are synonyms. ❞
• ❝ I would rather be strong at heart than strong at mind. ❞
• ❝ We are all just dead air. ❞
• ❝ Now you got us whammied with the curse of squirmy death.. ❞
• ❝ If it doesn’t sweat, jiggle, or pant, it’s not alive. ❞
• ❝ I love glitter, I’m not a quitter. ❞
• ❝ I have never met anyone who didn’t like gargoyles. ❞
• ❝ People who always arrive early aren’t worth waiting for. ❞
• ❝ Look up, always. Look back, never. ❞
• ❝ In order to do the unthinkable, do not think about it. ❞
• ❝ Funny how you’re dead, people starting listening. ❞
• ❝ I can’t save you unless you save me, too.. ❞
• ❝ Well, if there’s anything worse than a whore it’s a bore. ❞
• ❝ Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode. ❞
• ❝ Everything’s just fucking Disney with you. ❞
• ❝ I think you’re maybe reaching for something that doesn’t exist. ❞
• ❝ I’m so scared of commitment that I even hate stickers! ❞
• ❝ Kindness, motherfucker, kindness. ❞
• ❝ I haven’t even caught your name or your number. ❞
• ❝ Oh, the dilemmas of a teenage psychic. ❞
• ❝ Party at in my mind, you’re place sucks. ❞
• ❝ You want to kiss me, don’t you? ❞
• ❝ You could have had anything else in the world, and you asked for me. ❞
• ❝ Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck. ❞
• ❝ I’m beginning to think I should make that the title of my autobiography. ❞
• ❝ Another thing I don’t want on my tombstone. ❞
• ❝ I’m going to try not to make an ass of myself. ❞
• ❝ You’re on fire. You do know that don’t you? ❞
• ❝ If you answered no, please exit the building. ❞
• ❝ You’re still mad, I can feel it through the phone. ❞
• ❝ If I had a dollar for every time you said that, I would be rich. ❞
• ❝ Murder is all around me, striking everyone except me. ❞
• ❝ Give me one good reason why I should believe you. ❞
• ❝ Since when does that mean you have to kiss my ass? ❞
• ❝ I’m not saying you shouldn’t have a fully loaded weapon next to you round the clock. ❞
• ❝ I think it’s time you flipped this little scenario in your head. ❞
• ❝ The road to Hell is paid with good intentions. ❞
• ❝ Trust starts with truth and ends with truth. ❞
• ❝ I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness. ❞
• ❝ Love is not selective, just as the light of the sun is not selective. ❞
• ❝ I don’t know how to tell you what I feel. ❞
• ❝ I think the word for how you usually are is ‘reckless’. ❞
• ❝ Gratitude builds a bridge to abundance. ❞
• ❝ Scars are just another kind of memory. ❞