Flame On, Daddy

my 3 rent paying girlfriends (yes they all pay rent)

[ID: Edit of the "centipedes? In my vagina?" Meme so it says "Monogamy? In this economy? It's less likely than you think." END ID]

[Image ID: Edit of the "Okay, was anybody going to tell me that a walrus can suck the skin off of a seal, or was I just supposed to read that in National Geographic myself?" meme (starring Chris Fleming) so it says "Okay, was anybody going to tell me that this meme originally says 'Centipedes? in my Vagina?', or was I just supposed to learn that from this image ID myself?" End ID]

[with fake plastic vampire teeth in my mouth] i mith gerard :€

Seventeen + Reductress (inspired by the inimitable, ethereal, OG @hopeinthebox)

2023.10.06

“Well…it was nice while it lasted.”

SOBBING CRYING THROWING UP

[It’s much easier not to know things sometimes.]

sorry i tried to kill u can we still fuck

i have got to get weirder and more obscene

Daniel Ricciardo | 📍 Nashville Showrun | 📸 via insta

Happy birthday to the golden boy 🥰

I'm the kind of boyfriend who would eat a chip off the floor

two chips

World Champion 2023 Helmet F1 Grand Prix of Qatar October 08, 2023