dude are you fucking kidding me i do watch cooking shows like this

Everyone I know watches cooking shows like this

im the same way with Chopped

how fucked up is it that in our generation a good chunk of relatable comedic content is about how much we hate life, dread living, and want to die? say a joke like that in front of somebody from an older generation though and they will go on a tangent about how you shouldn’t say stuff like that and you should be happy for the life you live.

hello police i’d like to report a fucking murder

what i say: im sensitive

what i mean: my mental illness throws everything out of proportion and my emotions are extremely unpredictable and even the slightest thing going wrong literally makes me want to die

🎃👻💀🎃🎃👽👿👻👻🎃HAPPY FIRST OF HALLOWEEN🎃👻👿👽💀🎃🎃👻👽👿💀🎃🎃

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK

OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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It’s October first, you know what that means

I experienced magic in Central Park today

feed him

he is deciding

Long hair is communism!

Anti-SJWs basically come in two flavors “lol kek u mad” and “alas this vexed correctness of thine politics doth trouble me in every hour verily I shall draw my blade of reason and stand firm against these blackguards”

friendly reminder that you don’t need men’s permission, approval, opinion, attention, or presence in order to do anything you want to do, think anything you want to think, or say anything you want to say.

Egyptian lawmakers want women to prove their virginity before allowing them to go to college

As if the SATs weren’t enough, Egyptian Parliament Elhamy Agina says he wants to see all women interested in attending college in his country pass an additional, far more invasive examination: a mandatory “virginity test.“ He also has previously advocated for female genital mutilation citing a bizarre, sexist reason.

Set him on fire

I thought it’s impossible to test if a woman is a virgin?

^ it is, not every woman has an (intact) hyman. so yea how bout we set him on fire, for not being a virgin ofc

if they could test men then there would be a humongous drop in men allowed to go to college.