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Final Reminder!

First off – the outpouring of kindness toward Emily after the last post was heartwarming. Thanks, you guys. ;u; Pixel will not have to yell!

Secondly, if you bought something in the sale and have not contacted Emily, if you do not do so soon, your order is going to expire and you will be refunded. You will not get your order. You will not receive your goods. You will receive a refund. Some of you have less than 24 hours to contact her.

If you have not contacted Emily about your order, do so immediately at shipping@emilybennet.com. Godspeed, ya dirty shippers!

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IMPORTANT INFO ABOUT REMAINING TSSSF LIQUIDATION ORDERS

Hey friends! Emily has been FUCKING SUPERHUMAN this holiday season, processing nearly 700 orders on her own in the middle of Thanksgiving and everything else. This is a friendly reminder to be polite to her or we WILL cancel your order. She’s well-informed on this process, having now done it half a dozen times, so what she says goes.

  Now, if you haven’t heard from Emily about mailing your order, email Emily at shipping@emilybennet.com. Yes, YOU MUST EMAIL HER.

Some emphatic bullet points:

Actually, Pixel is already angry because many folks have not been treating Emily with the respect she deserves. We understand that this is a very slow process compared to most online stores. Most online stores however have a FULFILLMENT CENTER, not one volunteer with a separate full-time job. That, or they’re at a small enough volume (aka not 700 orders in LESS THAN A MONTH) that a small band of people can do it. I understand that some holiday presents may be late, but hey, you’ve just extended the happy holiday for a little longer.

I’ve seen her up until practically dawn processing orders. She’s been throwing herself at it constantly. Heck, we’ve been begging her to take a break and slow things down a bit before she works herself into exhaustion, but she keeps on going. If you must be angry, be angry at us; Emily’s giving her fucking all.

This is not the hill you want to die on. Be polite, be courteous, be kind, and pay your goddamn shipping. There are more important things to worry about.

For those of you who have been perfectly courteous, thank you. You’re a champ and our favorite people.

Much love and happy holidays from the TSSSF Crew,

~ Us

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A Thanksgiving Treat

Happy American Thanksgiving, everyone! Today we are thankful for …

… and most importantly, Emily’s tireless work clawing her way through these many, many orders! If you have not heard back from Emily yet, have patience. She is but one person volunteering and otherwise pioneering her own life and job. When she has gotten through all the orders, we will make a post so that if you have not heard from her you can send her another email. Thank you in advance for your patience!

Everyone give Trick Candle a big hand for getting through all the above updates over Thanksgiving weekend. He is a true champion!

And one last note: we will have all of the card illustrations up sometime on our GitHub soonish, but no date guarantees. So for those of you who want different card art for desktops (etc) … have patience! 😉

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Sale is Closed!

Friends, thank you so much for your patience and enthusiasm! Our sale has officially closed and no more orders can be placed. We will get our various files up on the internet as time and energy permits: we cannot promise a time frame right now.

Those of you who have an order placed: there is currently a 3-4 day wait on hearing back from Emily. Please be patient: she’s working through the list as quickly as she can. We’re trying to get her to slow down a little so she can live her life at the same time, because she’s putting in an OBSCENE amount of hours into this. Everyone thank Emily!

In the meantime, we hope you guys have a good rest of the week! And thank you for all the sweet messages We appreciate them.

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Sale Closing Monday

With orders dwindling, we are closing our store up around 11:59pm PST, 11/16. That would be tomorrow, for us Americans.

Thank you so much for your support, everyone!

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Extra Credits Are Back in Stock!

As promised, inventory has been adjusted and we have 98 Extra Credit Expansions available for sale.

And, as always, don’t forget to actually read what we’ve written on the sale page. Go forth!

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Good News About the Sale!

Hey guys! I know a lot of you were upset we didn’t have more Extra Credit. As it turns out, I put in the wrong inventory number on Square and we have 98 more to sell. I will be putting them back in the store in 24 hours to make sure everyone has a head’s up before they’re back in circulation. There will be a post tomorrow when it’s up!

Please note: if you are adding Extra Credit onto an existing order, your postage quote may change. 

In the meantime, why not check out what else is in the sale?

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Important Sale Update!

Hello, shippers! We’ve got some updates for you!

When will the sale end? Either when we run out of inventory or when the orders stop coming in — whichever happens sooner.

We still have plenty of things in stock in the sale! Spread the link and check it out!

And thank you in advance for your patience; we know you’re all fine upstanding human beings who likewise care about us as human beings, who have lives outside of TSSSF and mental health to care for! Glad we ironed that out.

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BREAKING: If you’re outside the US, here’s how you order!

Unfortunately, for inventory tracking purposes, we can ONLY use Square this time around. Double-unfortunately, Square is incompatible with orders outside of the USA. IF YOU ARE AN INTERNATIONAL ORDER, FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS: 1) In the Note to Seller box, put your real address. 2) Input the following address when it asks for your shipping address: 1400 Grant Ave S Renton, WA 98055 3) Complete order as normal and email Emily to arrange for shipping.

For other instructions and any updates, see: http://www.secretshipfic.com/sale/

The Sale is LIVE!!

Our Great Big Inventory Liquidation Sale(tm) is now live! You can either click the “SALE!!!” link in our header, or this link here, or really any link on this page.

GO! BUY THINGS! IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS! FILL THAT HOLE IN YOUR HEART, THAT STILL ACHES FROM WHEN SHE LEFT YOU!

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24 Hour Warning: A Sale Approaches!!

Good morning, gentle shippers! The moment you guys have all been waiting for … is almost here! This is your 24 hour notice (or close to it; depending on all the work we have to get done it might not be EXACTLY 24 hours, more like 26, but who’s splitting hairs) before we open up the online sale to all comers.

We will of course make a post on this website again when the sale goes live. Keep an eye on this space tomorrow morning!

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The End of an Era

Hello, intrepid shippers! It is with mixed emotions that we at Horrible People Productions announce that we are dissolving our company and ceasing production on all card games for the foreseeable future. This probably comes as a surprise to many of you! But we’ve mutually decided we’re not interested in running a company any longer and would like to step down.

I’m sure you all have many questions about the fate of TSSSF and BABOC and whatnot. We’re happy to answer them!

1: Will there still be a November sale?

YES! The reason it got delayed was we wanted to make sure we had enough time to get our affairs in order. We also wanted to make sure we could complete all outstanding card promises, so that they can be made available.

INCLUDED IN THE SALE WILL BE: All previously released products, PLUS the Patreon custom card pack (free for all $50 Patrons who have contributed; more about this will be posted on the Patreon), this year’s Make a Card workshop cards, and this year’s promo cards.

There will be long boxes in the sale but NOT MANY. I’m very sorry; the minimum order to get more is 500 and neither we nor Emily Bennet (she who will be mailing these things out to people) have the space to house 35 huge boxes. We have a limited number left over from EQLA and once they’re gone they’re gone.

As a huge thank you to you guys for all you’ve done, we’re offering 15% off all products for our sale! Thanks for being awesome, you guys.

2: What’s going to happen to your games?

BUILD A BETTER OC: We’re going to release what we have for BaBOC into indefinite public beta. We’re not sure what we’re going to do with it yet, but for now we’re putting it down and letting you guys play with it. Like all our games, we will keep it released under the MIT license. TWILIGHT SPARKLE’S SECRET SHIPFIC FOLDER: All bleed files and card box files will be released onto our website in the near future, as soon as we are able to coordinate such a task. Feel free to get them printed! We will also release all of our unfinished files as well so that you all can complete them if you’d like! All other games will vanish into the ether of creative commons.

Please note: we will be releasing files as soon as we can, but given the holidays and how overworked we are, it may be some time. Thank you for your patience!

3: Are you willing to sell your company?

We’re willing to consider it, to the right bidder. If anyone has any serious offers, please contact us at horriblepeopleproductions@gmail.com.

After further consideration, we’ve decided not to sell the company. Thank you to everyone who expressed an interest!

4: Will you ever come back?

Who knows? We don’t have that kind of information at this time. We’re in the middle of tying up loose ends and making sure everything is accounted for. If we ever decide to do this again, we’ll let you know!

5: Will you do an interview/come to a convention/etc?

I’m sorry, but we’re very tired! We’re going to have to turn down requests like these for the foreseeable future. We know we’ve left a few requests hanging while we work through this; now you know what’s going on!

6: What will happen to your Patreon?

We will release BaBOC’s beta on there for its agreed-upon one week early access; we will maintain the Patreon long enough to contact those with $50 pledges so that they can get their Patreon pack mailed to them free of charge. But after that, it is going to be deleted forever. Thank you kindly to our absolutely generous donators: you guys made our forever.

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It has been a great ride, you guys. Thank you so much for your ardent support and all the fun we’ve had! We’ll be getting the store up and running soon so that everyone can order cards until our remaining stock is all gone. (And don’t forget the holidays coming up … TSSSF might make a good present, perhaps!)

If you are interested in what we as individuals are pursuing outside of our normal 9-5 jobs, feel free to keep an eye on our respective Twitters:

Pixel Prism: @pixel_prism Captain Mwai: @maskedretriever Trick Candle: @marco262

And if you’re interested in the comic projects Pixel is currently working on, check out her Patreon:

There will be a post on this website announcing when we open our sale in November; keep an eye out here, on our twitter, or through the mailing list at the footer of our website.

So long, and thanks for all the crackships, The Horrible People Crew

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Sale is Delayed!

Hey guys! I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but due to some delays on our end, we’re pushing the sale to November instead of October. We’re juggling a lot of things right now; but early November is the plan! (First week, if we can manage it; but no promises)

Thanks for your patience!

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