Ten x Rose, humor
“Why was I arrested?! I’ve done nothing wrong!” the Doctor shouted as he pulled at the restraints holding him to the table.
The Torliok officer sighed and rolled his eyes. “Sir, we have footage of you behaving inappropriately towards your companion in public.”
“What?! What do you mean?”
The officer continued. “In fact, we have hours of security footage of you staring lewdly at your companion’s backside and chest region.”
The Doctor gaped. “You have h–hours of what?!”
With a long suffering sigh, the officer pinched the bridge of his nose. “Sir, it is illegal to behave in such a manner towards another being in this sector–”
“I wasn’t staring–well–I mean, she was distracting–her skirt was just so–it wasn’t like I meant to stare–not that I was–”
“Sir, you will be sentenced to a full day of confinement–”
“What?! What about my trial? I should be given a trial!”
“–to reflect on your behavior so that you can act according to the law in the future.” The officer pressed a button on the wall to call other officers in to escort the Doctor to his cell. “In the meantime, your companion will be compensated for the duration of your incarceration at the local relaxation and recovery center. Any questions?”
“I have several! What kind of rubbish judiciary system do you run on this planet? I was most certainly not behaving in a–a lewd manner towards Rose!” The Doctor struggled against the officers trying to move him towards the doorway. “You can even ask her!”
“We did and she tried to cover for you, but her face reddened as she did so which we know to be a sign of falsehood in humans. It was clear that she knew about your behavior even when you thought she wasn’t looking.”
“She–she–I wasn’t–she knew? I was careful–no–she couldn’t haven’t seen me looking–”
“I’ll take that as a confession.”
“Now you wait a minute, I wasn’t confessing to anything! Hey, let me go–”
The officer just shook his head and gestured for the others to take the Doctor away. Just his luck. Of course some tourist decided to act like a randy teenager in public and here he’d been hoping for a quiet morning. Just his luck.