Nya, see?

Genuinely curious what policies Biden is even going to run on. He’s deported 142000 people the last time I checked, wants to increase police funding, did next to nothing to concretely protect abortion access in the states it’s been under attack in, increased the military budget, covid has pretty much been completely forgotten about despite the current surge, and of course we’ve all seen his warmongering tendencies on full display now. Like what left is there. Trans rights I guess which states are still attacking relentlessly and he could absolutely do more to protect?

ACAB

Samurai Unicorn is a Dead Space inspired cyberpunk survival horror game with a parasitic samurai stand!

Wishlist Samurai Unicorn on Steam

Extended Gameplay Video:

as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting

pokemon netsuke

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

I signed up on tumblr, I didn’t know what to expect.

I thought I could just post and not worry about being fact checked

But once my posts went viral, no one saw my genius

Now all they do is reblog and say “kung pow penis.”

I’m a YA book author, I have a tumblr too

I post a lot of info, for my tumblypoos

But then one day my time was up, I read it on the clock

And now my most famous post is about how I love cock

i made a tumblr, and it didnt go great

whenever i make a post, all i get is hate

arguing with strangers, it really is a slog

i know all about politics, i run a hentai blog

One day I made a Tumblr, now I've been here ten years,

I've stayed through every update that left the userbase in tears,

And I don't regret a second, for here's the truth, you see:

I'm not locked in here with you, friend; you're locked in here with me.

harrow the type of gal to say “something wicked this way comes” before finishing

kabru dunmeshi is basically a chernobyl survivor who was adopted by an eternally young hot white woman who was going to pamper him for his entire life but instead of wanting to be pampered he was like "mom, i need to become a stalker. i need to return to the Zone" and his elf mom was like "nooo the Zone sucks you'll be shot by a bandit" and he was like "no mom i need to go to the Zone and find out what happened" and she was like "fine" and pulled out a machinegun from her days in the Suicide Squad and trained him to kill while firing on him with live ammunition. Then he went to the Zone and immediately got killed by a pack of wild dogs because elf mom only taught him how to shoot other humans

I’ve been kicked out of the hucow hooters for tipping my waitress

MFW reading this awful pun

I want to see them stop me