"I am the master of my fate"

Don’t call me out like this

Guess who ate, then un-ate, what must have been most of a sock today?

It wasn’t even a good sock.

The fact that she’s got a cheesy smile on her face makes this 100000% funnier

SPIN!

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

“I don’t care how fun you are to be around, if you’re gonna backseat drive on my sexual identity, I prefer you just get out the car” THANK U JUSTIN

Minecraft is the most romantic video game

Fuck Netflix and chill baby let’s make a dirt house

peak fantasy environment designs:

#*banging on table* A DEER BUT ITS BIG

Thank you nintendo for my life!!!!

this is so fucking funny

2020 won’t be here quick enough 

Jenna Marbles has this series on her channel where she reacts to memes of herself that fans have made and she doesn’t make any money off them she does it to show her appreciation to her fans who make them because she knows they don’t make any money either also there’s someone in Russia that reuploads her videos in full and they dub them over in Russian and not only does Jenna know about this she thinks it’s cool that someone would take the time to do that and she refuses to copyright any of them and she is very wary of making any merch because the last company that she tried to work with straight up stole one of her fan’s artwork and now she doesn’t trust any merch company and I think that’s so awesome who’s like that on YouTube anymore? someone that is aware that the people who watch their videos are the reason they have been successful and who still makes content to entertain those people not just get their money brava

when there’s an earthquake coffins become maracas.

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No???????

okay hear me out: line of pastel pink cow chop merch