Here's my contribution to the Spread the Love challenge animation collab. Had a lot of fun with this one. I'll be sharing a process video of this soon.

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That last fucking sentence.

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

“A word of caution to this tale-“ is one of mine.

you never truly leave a fandom. some day down the road you’re gonna remember the blorbo you were obsessed with when you were ten and never recover the brainrot that’ll attack you out of nowhere

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

There’s a couple jokes I could make about this.

One is: “Support your local ISB Agent and the imperial academy! Fruit cakes sales benefit any locals!”

Two is: “This is a lie and you’re going to be so mad because it doesn’t taste like fruit or cake.”

Btw, I work in a Bakery and the first image is of an actual product. It’s horrible. -10/1000 do not recommend for consumption.

It’s that time of year again! ISB Fruitcakes are in stock and ready to be thrown like the bricks they are!

(If someone could add the gif of Zeb yeeting Kallus out of the cave, I’d really appreciate it, because that’s literally the only thing these dense bricks of congealed sadness can do besides break your teeth.)

Edit: yeah. So. Alex.

WEIRD AL CAME TO TUMBLR TO TELL OFF AN IMPERSONATOR AND THEN JUST FUCKING LEFT

Parried Parody, a Tumblr original.

"SURVIVING"

Oh this isnt normal, huh

“We Made It” ~ Kalluzeb art by me! XD

I wanted to play with some lighting and stuff. Also wanted to draw something soft and fluffy. I hope you all like my crazy experimenting with light. My favorite part is Zeb’s ear lmao. 

We sure did, didn’t we?

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

It’s garnering more and more urgency because the cat’s importance is growing (the cat is going to be the ring bearer, oh no!)

The First Lady asks her fiancé if they should get a fancy collar with the cats name for the wedding and her fiancé throws her arms around her and says “great, would you go do that tomorrow?”

the longer i think about it the more that sounds like a valid conflict to base an entire movie around and the fewer problems i could think of that cant have a solid writing solution available

“Just wanted to confirm the spelling before I gave the order, hun. This shit is costly and I only got one form.”

“Oh, just the normal spelling, no crazy vowels or anything.”

This is so good. Plus it’s not like you can try out likely names and see if the cat responds, like a dog might. It’s a cat. It’s just gonna sit and squint unblinkingly at you regardless, no matter how many names you try.

Plot twist:

It’s not a stupid nickname.

The cat really is “miss kitty.”

Y E S

no no no. the cat doesn’t have a name, the cat owner never decided on one so she just goes with various silly nicknames. but since her fiancée acts like she is aware of the cat’s name, the cat owner assumes the fiancée mistook one of the nicknames for the actual name. but she doesn’t know which! so the cat owner doesn’t know what the supposed cat name is either, and relies on the fiancée revealing it at some point, but it never comes and she’s getting agitated too because she doesn’t want to admit she never named her cat

Hey hey hey in a similar vein to ^^^

What if

Neither if then know the name

Because it’s neither of their cat.

The cat decided to move in about the same time one of the girls did. Both think it’s the other one’s cat. Both are committing these increasingly elaborate shenanigans to figure out the name from the other.

The true wlw miscommunication romcom we deserve

Potential title: Miss Catmunication

How did X get even stupider.

THIS BITCH EMPTY

XEET

o7

It's pronounced "sheee-it" in the southern fashion.

You just got sheeted. Makes it seems like wrapped in linens for a burial after a battle

It's okay. You're safe

We are home

Where Ambrosius??

👇 LOL

Activists in Tasmania have stuck up more honest promo stickers inside Coles & Woolworths stores, the two dominant supermarket chains in Australia.

It's INCORRECT SKELETON SEASON, folks!!

@bogleech

ah yes, halloween: the season where every animal magically has lots of bones they didn't have before

Halloween, where invertebrates can also participate in looking like something they aren’t for a fun time for a day.

Dad’s getting in a fight over of pancakes or waffles are better and learning their adopted daughter doesn’t give a rip as long as it has bacon and eggs included