SKYFOX 117

I stole this idea from another blog,but I cant reber the name. Every single person who reblogs this before 10 February will recieve a baby pokemon in their inbox,after this egg harches.

This better be a Bulbasaur

Want an eevee

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

Money!!!

@summer-1222 🤑

I gotta take the risk

Credit: @pet_foolery (Instagram)

WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME CRY LIKE THIS

FUCK THIS POST 😭😭

GODDAMMIT I do not need this at 7:33 in the morning

Godzilla’s second form (a.k.a. Kamata-kun) from Shin Godzilla (2016)

he’s a big gooshy puppey

I…I legit can’t tell if that’s practical effects or CGI

help me out guys. reblog this, like this. for every note, everything is pushed back a day for him. I need your help. he doesn’t believe it’s possible to help him. but it’s entirely possible, especially with your help. I know these are so sporadic and cliché to an extent along with becoming so popular on here, but please. I appreciate every single note

REBLOGGGGG LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

BREAK THE POST BREAK THE POST!!!!

REBLOG LIKE YOUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE.

this could save a life!!! i have to rb this : V

REBLOG TO SAVE LIVES

Context: This is a compilation of all the funny moments from a few hours’ worth of DnD; multiple campaigns. There may be more coming in the near future; no promises. Our party includes, but is not limited to, a barbarian who gets pretty bad rolls, a sorcerer who could stand to have better ideas, a bard who really needs to just. stop., a druid who’s probably the most valuable member of the team, and me, a frustrated ranger.

———–

(A village is being terrorized by a monster called a Bullette. We’re at an inn.)

Sorcerer: Can I go outside and make noise to attract it?

DM: Like, going outside the inn and yelling to get the Bullette to come to you?

Sorcerer: Yeah.

DM: You go outside and start screaming. Nothing happens. You get a few weird looks.

Rogue: I don’t know him.

DM: Roll to convince everyone that you don’t know him.

(She rolled a 14. Convinced just about everyone except the old lady.)

———-

(We’re approaching an official-looking man.)

Sorcerer: I’m the mayor’s cousin!

Man: I’m the mayor, and you’re no cousin of mine.

Sorcerer: I’m your long-lost cousin! I’m an orphan!

Mayor: Then…how do you know you’re my cousin?

Sorcerer: the…lady in the orphanage…told me so?

———

(We are fighting a Bullette. Turns our there’s multiple.)

Bard: Can I seduce it?

DM: Roll.

(I don’t remember the exact number but it wasn’t great)

DM: The Bullette is not interested. It starts charging at you. You dodge; you’re used to your flirting attempts going like this.

——–

(After winning that battle, at the village festival)

Rogue: The Bullette’s going to attack now.

DM, reading from the paper: And the festival goes off without a hitch, you won. (Beat) That’s not what it said, I just wanted you to be wrong.

——–

(Fighting mama Bullette)

Bard: Can I put on the Bullette calf’s head and pretend to be her baby?

DM: Roll

(11)

DM: She’s not interested. She swats you, and the head flies off you and away.

Rogue: (Joking) And then the Scooby gang shows up.

DM: Yeah, then the Scooby gang shows up like, “Alright guys, let’s solve a mystery!” And then the head just flies right into them, killing at least three of them instantly. Scooby is the only surviving member. He runs into the forest and swears revenge on all of you.

——-

(still fighting)

Bard: Can I roll to climb a building and start pole-dancing on the roof?

DM: …okay? But you need to do it separately.

(14 for climbing)

DM: You scale to the top of the building. It’s a bit messy, but you get there just fine.

Bard: (rolling) 20, 20, 20…(die lands) (20) Yes!

DM: You whip out a pole. and start dancing. You take off your adventuring clothes, and underneath you have, like, a full stripper’s outfit. At least a third of the fleeing crowd has stopped to watch you. Music is playing. You don’t know where it’s coming from. The Bullette is watching; it’s not a fan, but it’s watching.

Me (OOC): …why?

Bard (OOC): Why not?

——

(We’re exploring a monument of some sort in a different campaign. We believe that it contains something that can be used to cure a fatal disease. We have joint inventories.)

DM: In the drawer, you find a bottle with jet-black liquid.

Sorcerer: Can I drink it?

DM: You drink it. It’s a healing potion. You just wasted it.

Druid: …nice going.

——

DM: You find another healing potion:

Sorcerer: (smiling deviously)

Me: Alright, <Sorcerer>, I’m keeping this away from you–wait, shit, I can’t–

DM: Okay, since there’s all this stuff going on with the potions, I’ll make an exception from the joint inventories.

——

(we found guards)

My neutral good ass who doesn’t want to kill anything: Can I roll to knock this one out?

DM: Okay, roll.

(4)

DM: You just kinda…poke him in the side of the head. He’s like, “Ow. That. That hurt. Why’d you do that?”

—–

(Different campaign, mostly improv)

(someone has fallen down a shaft, and in trying to save herself, she lit a fire)

Bard: Can I seduce the fire?

(7)

DM: Your words only seem to make the fire burn more passionately.

(a minute later)

Barbarian: Can I seduce the fire?

(2)

DM: In trying to seduce the fire, you fall down.

—–

Rogue: Can I use a cheesy pick-up line on the monster?

(19)

DM: You use the cheesiest pick-up line you know. The monster starts laughing.

—–

Bard: Can I seduce the water?

DM: Okay, you know what? New rule. You can’t seduce unless you roll a 20.

(Possibly more to come in a few days, haha)

did pukicho just say fuck everyone?

yea

I respect that

I think I found my new favorite comic of all time

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NOTE: Because there’s some confusion - the red glow by Kylo is from the villain, which is an in-game mechanic. It’s not blood. Kylo is merely downed. His legs are fine.

A Dead by Daylight themed commission for Whyamihereagain, featuring his character, and a few of his friends! From left to right: Nashoba, Saebo, Kylo, and the commissioner’s character, Blitz! While I don’t watch the movies, i find something nostalgic about the visual aesthetic of 1980s cheesy thriller movies, so it’s cool to have been given the chance to paint something like it!

This is the biggest commission I’ve done so far as far as time spent goes, but it was totally worth it!

Snowman Pikachu Plush released by the Pokemon Center

Here’s a shortened version of the classic song, for those who don’t have the time to listen to the whole thing.

This is what we’re dealing with, folks.

45 is a 5 year old.

Correction: 72 is a 5 year old.

Suggestive polls like that are a common way of dictatorships to fake a legislation of their goals.

Aaaaand are prove of the childlike state of mind the US President obviously has xD

As the great John Mulaney once said, "trump is what a homeless person thinks rich people are like"

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

some highlights

I’ll add more when i read more

more

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

Where’s the link op, I want to read it

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles Here it is

I REMEMBER THAT!!!

Holy hell

i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had $400 in it im having a heart attack

reblog the aquabats! wallet of good fortune & you’ll b blessed w/ good fortune

HOLY SHIT I REBLOGGED THIS TWO DAYS AGO AND I JUST GOT A REFUND CHECK IN THE MAIL FOR 217.52!!!!

Please I want money

A nice wallet

I found $5 in the pocket of my jacket today. Isn’t much but it’s something.

I need cash

SO COOL POKEMON'S😏

so cooool