look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast

Apparently the context is this horse has injured everyone who has tried to ride them

🤷‍♀️ Transphobia/violence warning

when you're reading smut and that middle aged man has a little too much stamina

I'm really sorry that I keep rbing this and showing y'all tags but this put actual tears in my eyes

compiling my favorite "peepaw CAN fuck" tags

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE 

my gf crafted this with lots of care for yall. pls enjoy:

losing my mind over this

I’m going to upload this to youtube as an unlisted song and then add it to my dad’s playlist

@itsmaddienow I mean, it is very much already on youtube

Based on the best-selling novel, #TellMeLies premieres September 7 on @Hulu.

Mad this. It literally says he got jailed for ignoring a court order telling him to stay away from the school - yet the headline says it's for not calling a kid they. He broke the court order cos he was being a self righteous stalkery Christian weirdo. I know the sort, they did the same to us at school cos we were scruffy poor unfortunates / desperate people that apparently needed god to save us. Loads of Christians are like this, proper weirdos.

timeline of events:

teacher misgenders a kid in front of his class

the kid politely corrects him and the teacher gets really mad and upset

a few days later there's an event at school. pretty much everyone is there. teachers, students, parents

during this event he makes an impromptu speech about how pronouns are bad. reminder that this event had nothing to do with LGBTQ stuff. it was like a big school dinner or something

he also goes on a huge homophobic rant. other teachers, students, and parents are annoyed.

he then follows around the principal all night begging her to "ban pronouns"

the principal repeatedly asks him to leave her alone

teacher does not fuck off

principal puts teacher on paid leave. tells him not to come to work tomorrow

he shows up anyway

someone showing up at school when they've been told not to is a security risk and also a crime

staff ask him to leave

principal gets a legal document forbidding him from coming to the school

he continues to show up to school multiple days in a row, despite not being allowed at the school

he is potentially a threat to students

staff ask him to leave or they will call the cops

he doesn't leave

he gets arrested

judge rules that because he wasn't allowed near that school, and yet still showed up at that school multiple times, putting everyone at that school in danger, he was found guilty of contempt of court

so no, this was not a teacher going to jail because he used the wrong pronouns. this was a ass wipe who couldn't take no for an answer and violated a restraining order, potentially putting the kids and staff at school in danger, so he faced the consequences for his actions.

Mad this. It literally says he got jailed for ignoring a court order telling him to stay away from the school - yet the headline says it's for not calling a kid they. He broke the court order cos he was being a self righteous stalkery Christian weirdo. I know the sort, they did the same to us at school cos we were scruffy poor unfortunates / desperate people that apparently needed god to save us. Loads of Christians are like this, proper weirdos.

timeline of events:

teacher misgenders a kid in front of his class

the kid politely corrects him and the teacher gets really mad and upset

a few days later there's an event at school. pretty much everyone is there. teachers, students, parents

during this event he makes an impromptu speech about how pronouns are bad. reminder that this event had nothing to do with LGBTQ stuff. it was like a big school dinner or something

he also goes on a huge homophobic rant. other teachers, students, and parents are annoyed.

he then follows around the principal all night begging her to "ban pronouns"

the principal repeatedly asks him to leave her alone

teacher does not fuck off

principal puts teacher on paid leave. tells him not to come to work tomorrow

he shows up anyway

someone showing up at school when they've been told not to is a security risk and also a crime

staff ask him to leave

principal gets a legal document forbidding him from coming to the school

he continues to show up to school multiple days in a row, despite not being allowed at the school

he is potentially a threat to students

staff ask him to leave or they will call the cops

he doesn't leave

he gets arrested

judge rules that because he wasn't allowed near that school, and yet still showed up at that school multiple times, putting everyone at that school in danger, he was found guilty of contempt of court

so no, this was not a teacher going to jail because he used the wrong pronouns. this was a ass wipe who couldn't take no for an answer and violated a restraining order, potentially putting the kids and staff at school in danger, so he faced the consequences for his actions.

why does part of this original episode sound like a youtube poop

on the dvd commentary for this episode the writers said that flea (the guy yelling AYY MOE) literally just yelled that line from like the complete opposite side of the recording booth and they didn’t make him redo it because it was loud enough to use lmao

???

world heritage post

a joke by me!

The shrew and the soldier walked into the pub- empty notwithstanding the jovial bartender scrubbing glasses to a mirror shine.

the bartender, whose friendly nature immediately put off the wretched shrew, asked them both what they would like to drink.

the shrew responded "your most complex beverage... a cocktail filled with purples, greens, reds and blues! id like to imbibe a rainbow itself, a drink grander than ive ever seen before!"

the soldier, who had his wits about him and was often the most strapping man in the room, replied "a beer please," acknowledging the value of a more simple brew.

the bartender nodded, and accepting both of their requests, passed upon to them two steins filled to the brim with the requisite beverages.

the shrew took a large, greedy gulp of his and was satisfied, a miasma of colors darkening his thin, revolting lips.

the soldier accepted his beer graciously, and took a single measured sip. however, a sour tinge within the beer set off alarms in his handsome head, and he spit out the bile post-haste.

"good god! you've filled my beer with some kind of.. of.. poison!"

the bartender, who changed from his jovial self to a loathesome sort almost instantly, cursed the soldiers intuition and absconded before he could be brought to justice.

the soldier, with his restrained tastes, was able to detect the poison within the beer with his own tongue, and as a result, spit out his very first sip before he could consume a fatal dose.

the shrew, however, was not so lucky- in his greed and haste, he had consumed enough poison to destroy an elephants innards, killing him instantly. the complexity of his own desire masked the toxins from his tongue, you see.

the moral, dear reader?

the simplicity of a light beer shall not be ignored, while an overly-complex cocktail spells doom for those who partake.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger: is there anything we can do to help you get in character??

Michelle Williams, knowing exactly what she’s doing: