funky flashing disco duck

When TNT updates the Daily Quest pool rotations.

Nice penis, but I really don’t care. I need to get back to the lab.

im the king from humpty dumpty that tried to get my men to fix the egg and it didnt work and i was like Lol let the horses try

Will someone please answer the phone

jesse i ordered unlimited breadsticks forever ago and theyre still not here. mistah white that was the limitless breadsticks, the breadsticks without a limit. theyre going to approach but never reach your table. see, the waiter is walking towards us at a constant rate but getting only nearer and nearer without getting to us. sorry this is a breakingbad post i didnt jnow how else to frame my joke. can someone drive me home now that im done i dont have a license

hey since it’s your first time using weed i figured i’d let you in on a few pointers to make sure you have a safe, fun experience. basically you do as much as possible and imagine the roof getting blown off your house by a storm and giant pterodactyls swooping down to eat you badly ok?

damn where are y’all taking this one

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

standing ovulation from the crowd for that performance

looks around the room. oddly fuckable burrito. oddly fuckable water bottle. oddly fuckable chair. oddly fuckable wall outlet

Tara Strong got fired from the upcoming indie cartoon "Boxtown" for her disgustingly racist comments about Palestinians and now she's going on multiple different interviews trying to slander the show's crew and calling them antisemites. (Video after the tweet)

If you'd like to support Boxtown and its crew on their future endeavors follow their social medias below:

Tara Strong is an ass, long story short.

not sure if this is the tweet you're referring too, but pretty much, yeah.

im just fucking with you my liege