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Taking the Universe by Force

@whatisazalea / whatisazalea.tumblr.com

I'm Azalea. Taurus. I'm a kinda intergalactic thing. Your average run of the mill thrift store shopping, musically challenged, cynical, convention going, sew obsessed geek. who sorta has a niche for fine arts, fine food, rock n' roll, video games, adventuring and science ...... But hey we all have our flaws.
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A model during a photo shoot distracted by first plane hitting the twin towers.

This photo has the weirdest vibe

Perfect display of liberalism.

Some cunt sitting down and watching chaos happen but does nothing but sit there and hashtag it on twitter. Fuck liberals!

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onion-souls

what was she even supposed to do???? stop the towers from falling with her own hands???

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A few reminders for any ladies going clothes shopping soon

  • Women’s clothing sizes are the work of the devil, mean nothing, and are inconsistent from brand to brand. My pant size varies from 12 to 18 depending on brand. Whatever random number is on that tag means nothing.
  • Clothing that looks good on hangers may not look good on you. This is not your fault. Its bad design. Move on.
  • Comfort above all else.
  • If you find a shirt / style of jeans / bra that you really really like, buy it in several colors if you can.
  • Trying something on and not liking it isnt a failure on your part. It just means that you put it back. Thats what dressing rooms are for.
  • Nothing beats a good tank top and a sturdy pair of jeans with pockets (check the men’s section. They keep the good jeans there) you can use accessories (scarfs, jewelry, jackets, whatever) to dress it up or down.
  • Dont be afraid to try something on. Worse case, you dont like how it looks.
  • Ready made clothing will never fit you perfectly. Humans do not come in discreet convenient sizes.
  • Be comfortable. Youre awesome.

Its that time of year again!

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criticize the work of stephanie meyer all you like, but she has let twilight die of natural causes rather than viciously reanimate its corpse with every tweet. yes this is about jkr

You know what?

That’s fair.

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READ THESE HEADLINES

THIS IS REAL

WE ARE LITERALLY GONNA BE THE LAST OF MANKIND TO LIVE ON THIS EARTH

WE ARE DOING THIS TO OURSELVES

WE ARE DOING THIS TO OUR HOME AMD IF WE DONT CHANGE OUR WAYS WE ARE THE LITERAL END OF MANKIND

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cantinasband

You see these gorgeous characters we’ve following for years and years, and to see them the night before they might possibly die… it’s incredibly touching stuff with them - Liam Cunningham.

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Ouran High School Host Club is basically someone going: what if I made a reverse harem anime… and then I made the androgynous protagonist drag the hell out of the various love interests, just every episode

not only is Haruhi not performing femininity for you, she is just a fukin ongoing burns unit for rich boys

and that shit? that shit is gold

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sixpenceee

I found this art piece to be so beautiful. This is the Artignale in Venice.  “The Key in Hand” by Japanese artist chiharu shiota comprises more than 50,000 keys hanging from a cloud of tightly interwoven string. 

The installation seeks to explore the notion of memory, using tens of thousands of keys collected from people across the globe in its realization. ‘Keys are familiar and very valuable things that protect important people and spaces in our lives. they also inspire us to open the door to unknown worlds’ Shiota explains. (Source)

I looooove this!!!

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foxfairy5

Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

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bryarly

So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile. 

One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.

Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)

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prokopetz

They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.

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nekoama

I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.

i love mythology in any place of the world. It’s all just great!

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