"You're the number 1 Wet Blanket"

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

you know this fucking tune

They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties.

… I like the full version.

No time for a full inktober this month, but still wanted to draw my two favorite spooky ladies 

me, viewing blogs that fetishize chubby patrick:

me, viewing blogs that always talk about patrick’s weight:

me, viewing blogs that comment on patrick’s weight at all ever:

how about yall learn to use last names because i was convinced this was about patrick from spongebob

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

why is this so fucking funny

what the fuck

Just buy a fucking night light you animal

this is literally the opposite of a life hack.

what happens when u break the egg???

Mildly Interesting

MEEEEEEEEEEEE

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

vine compilations have helped me for like over a year now when I have panic attacks so I guess it’s only fitting that I make my own! (Warning for shouting in some of them!)

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

a watched pot never boils but

an unwatched pot boils over

Over what

over and out