@mentally-unstable-fangirl / mentally-unstable-fangirl.tumblr.com
While there's no wrong way to name a cat, and Cat Name Themes are fun, it's also so funny when someone's cats' names have no consistent theme and are all over the place. Like
"Here are my five cats: Artemis, Beenie, HP Officejet 78 Printer, H.P. Lovecraft, and Cunt."
Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:
They call me 007. 0 rizz 0 bitches 7 mental health diagnosises
Honestly I’d rather people didn’t find this one
reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a kiss on the forehead and a hug to let them know they did a good job today
The Archangel
this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽
it's been two years and somehow i STILL can't believe that he came out as bisexual by mistake and then had to make a twitter thread coming out as straight. this could only ever happen to misha collins.
far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes
Made the worst brownies ever created just now
Chat where did I go wrong
I used to do this as a kid (on paper) and we had a cat that would watch you draw the body shape like
:-/
But then as soon as you added the WINGS the cat would go
"The Large One has cast the Spell Of Create Bug"
me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:
pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them
that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin
Blorbaux from my tapestries
