Red, White & Royal Blue (2023) dir.Matthew López

ANNE HATHAWAY Versace Icons (April 03, 2024)

i love them, your honor

You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

3.08 | Lovers Walk

iwtv + text post part 48

• Dress.

Date: 1905-1909

Place of origin: New Zealand

Medium: Cream satin silk

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

2.10 | What's My Line?

timestamp roulette: BLACK SAILS EPISODE II ↳ the ghost tells him to pick up an oar and walk inland, and keep walking until somebody mistakes that oar for a shovel. for that would be the place that no man had ever been troubled by the sea. and that's where he'd find peace.

"how's forever? does forever work for you?"

Don’t forget, you’re supposed to be a meek little girlie-girl like the rest of us.

[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]

man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.

[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]

man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.

[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]

man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.

[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]

man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!

[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]

man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-

This post is a joy and a delight.

this is the energy

Okay I HAD to do this was just perfect

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