ivan

Solitary pigeon.

This is what I like to do.

Women are allowed to do this.

Classic hammerphobe response.

obsessed with comments like this because "coworker" could refer to literally any person yet somehow I (and 25k other people) can associate the song with coworkers on a fundamental level. like that tweet that says "coworker screensaver" too. it makes sense every time but I can't explain HOW

ok it's coworker wallpaper not screensaver I guess but I found what i'm talking about

This tweet saved so many lives actually

potential Gamer Drag Queen names

- Miss Input

- Fromsoft Tohard

- Rachel Slurs

awesome ‼️

noooooo i don't have a praise kink haha..... it's just a coincidence that my pupils turn into little pink hearts when you tell me i've done a good job 🥴🥴🥴

kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/un-chief-hopes-israel-quickly-effectively-boost-gaza-aid-access-2024-04-05/

that last one particularly, there have been more children killed this year in gaza than the rest of the world COMBINED for the last FOUR YEARS