finally some good fucking news
Look confused and fall on your face does not seem to answer to that particular issue
i think, if they were real, they would hang out while waiting for the mortals in the time loop to reset. and they'd be buddies.
Up to no good under my bed
RIP to those who made the fatal mistake of crossing paths with Viktor and Mordecai's situationship
Sniffles
Poor Shmuck
The only pet dog in the Lackadaisy universe
Honorable mentions
Assorted goons
Defiance General Store owners skull integrity
Obsessed with this bit in the preface to the 10th Anniversary edition of Ancillary Justice:
Specifics aside, "I thought this would be fun and relaxing. It was not." is a great summation of what happens with like 80% of creative endeavors.
Amateur Boxing, Photo by Carl Mydans, 1955
For he was a gentle heart and a great king and kept his oaths; and he rose out of the shadows to a last fair morning.
With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.
- Tumblr was made by David Karp and we call him Daddy around these parts (^///^)
- You are not safe from fandom-gif attacks ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
- Speaking of fandoms, the tumblr fandoms are always ready to grab their [object] and go to war against the Beliebers ╰(*°▽°*)╯
- The only safe refuge from fandom tumblr is with hipster tumblr. If you can get a cool alt-girl to take you under her wing, you might be safe... for now (●'◡'●)
- You will watch the first episode of Supernatural... and then you're part of the Winchester family. (Or if you skip right to season 4, we don't blame you. It's where Destiel starts (*/ω\*))
- This is not a glomp-free zone ☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
- Use missing e. It's the only way to make Tumblr useable on Internet Explorer (this is the most popular browser and you're probably using it right now) :-D
- Our only adult-supervision is John Green... and even then does that REALLY count as supervision? DFTBA! φ(゜▽゜*)♪
- Just this once, everyone lives. It's bigger on the inside. Elementary, my dear Watson.
- If you see Misha Collins staring at you, the polite response is "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." O.O
- I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights, and yours should too (14 gifs of Sherlock and The Hobbit)
- Tumblr will teach you more about the world than you'll ever learn in school. ○( ^皿^)っ
- Tread carefully... we have teh yaoiz O.o. Oh you don't know what that means? Well let's just say... it's full of lemons here.
- If you see Hannibal Lector in a flower crown, tell him it looks very nice. His boyfriend Will Graham made it for him. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
- Do not enter the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.
*choking gurgling blood dripping from my nose choking and gurlging on the blood pouring out of my nose*
Reviews are in! Reviews are glowingly positive! Reviews are glowing like the cloud we All Hail.
as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time
he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.
a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :
this is an accurate representation of my view
Pants sure is pantsing today