Marvel Stuff

Three-parter 👇💖

These again but its just Lokius cuz I accidentally only screen-shotted quotes related to them 🫠

I keep thinking about Mobius noticing Loki acting different. About how he was the ONLY one who noticed, and he wasn't calm and collected about it. He grabbed hold of Loki's suit and didn't let go, because touch is how they communicate seriousness. He said what the SHIT are you doing Loki? What the shit are you going to do? This is *not* how you normally act and you're scaring me.

Screaming, crying, throwing up, etc etc etc

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

antman:

villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,

Um actually,

it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,

A lot of people say they found Hobie annoying at first when he was establishing hs punk credentials ("I don't believe in teams or consistency/I'll do it but not because you asked me to/it's a metaphor for capitalism" etc.), but what they need to realize is that he's doing a bit. All Spider-people (except Miguel) become comedians when they're wearing the mask. Hobie happens to have a very dry sense of humor; so while he's masked up his jokes are self-aware exaggerations of 'the punk persona'. Not that he doesn't sincerely hold those beliefs (it's made clear he does when he helps sabotage Spider HQ's unethical trans-dimension surveillance network), just that "I don't believe in comedy! Just kidding!" is what you say when you know how most people perceive 'punks' and enjoy fucking with them a little.

Have any other superheroes appeared in the playstation spiderman universe yet? I mean we know they exist. You can literally find avengers tower and the uhhhhh doctor strange's house in the game. so where are they. I'm not asking for another MCU here but there's literally canonically other superheroes in NYC and nobody fucking helps Spiderman with anything lmao

Doc Ock: *poisons the whole fucking city*

Steven Strange, two blocks down, watching it happen on TV with his feet squarely on the coffee table: lol. lmao

Ok yeah bad example but you get my point

“I’m family”

“So. is. he”

I'LL NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS FUCKING MEME🤣🤣🤣

I also just love how it escalates🤣🤣

court: you realize it’s a crime to help a prisoner escape from jail, right?

wong:

Literally have not been able to stop thinking about this scene all day- there was absolutely no reason for him to do this

#Shout out to tessa thompson in a suit #Gotta be one of my favorite genders

Steven and Marc accusing the other for killing those people:

Jake who actually killed those people:

andrew garfields peter is going to see tom holland’s peter in a multi million dollar suit and turn around and leave

garfield’s peter when holland’s peter asks who made his uglyass suit: 

sorry! my prada’s at the cleaners! along with my hoodie and my ‘fuck you’ flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!

How dare you leave this Jason Todd discourse in the tags.

“laters gators” bro i’m fucking crying right now actually shut the fuck up man im so serious i swear to god im crying im gonna fucking scream i-

Khonshu: What are you doing?

Marc: We forgot to feed Gus.

Khonshu: Gus?

Marc: Steven’s fish. He died while we were away.

Khonshu: Yes. Fish die. This is not uncommon. Why are we at the pet store? The mission is complete. You can relinquish control to the idiot again.

Marc: i’m getting him another fish.

Khonshu, truly baffled:,,,,,, but why?