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i will be the gladdest thing under the sun!

@colonel--sarge / colonel--sarge.tumblr.com

[bee][29][MN, USA][they/them][who's to say? captain of the Joseph Kavinsky defense squad]
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Soap blocking Alejandro from entering a room: Sorry, Ale. Only freaks and cowboys allowed
Alejandro: … what the fuck does that mean??
Soap: Means freaks *gestures to himself* and cowboys only in this lounge of mine
Alejandro: Rudy’s in there! I should be in there too!
Soap: Rudy’s a cowboy so he qualifies, you’re just a bottom who rides one
Alejandro:
Ghost: *cackling from within the room*
Rudy: Soap just let him in
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Ghost as a medic cleans and wraps a bite on his arm: I miss being an orphan
Gaz, who bit him: Well get over it because you’re stuck with me
Ghost, louder: I MISS BEING AN ORPHAN
Price, from the other room: TOO FUCKING BAD
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*Price and Graves coming back home after Graves picked up Price from the airport*
Price: Why is Nik pouting?
Graves: I put on a animal documentary for him to watch then I went and took a nap so I could pick you up earlier
Price:
Graves: It took him three hours before he realized I put it on to distract him so I could sleep in peace
Nik, from the living room: I’M YOUR PARTNER NOT A TODDLER
Price: Why didn’t I think of doing that before? Could’ve gotten so much done without a certain distraction
Nik: JOHN
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Soap & Roach: *talking*
Ghost: SANDERSON
Roach: *turns around and throws his hands in the air*
Ghost: … what the fuck are you doing?
Roach: … trying to appear larger to intimidate you
Ghost:
Ghost: Ya know what? Never mind I’ll yell at you later *leaves*
Roach: *turns back to Soap*
Soap: … There is no fucking way that worked
Roach: I’m a genius, Soap
Soap: No, you’re so small that he genuinely feels bad for you
Roach: Shut the fuck up
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serendipitynoun

Thank you everyone who was kind enough to help me with my debt. It was fully paid this morning and the bank has 5 days to completely clear my name about that one debt. 🩵

I get paid every first of the month, but I need to make a short trip tomorrow (my cousin lives 40 minutes from me, by car, and I only have money for 1 trip, going or coming home).

I only need $10 to be able to get there and back. I thank everyone who sees this one more request for help. 😘

Payp: joanitadcarla@gmail.com

$0/10

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bogleech

REMINDER: the part of a comb jelly that looks like a mouth is in fact a mouth

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bogleech

Turns out I do need to clarify that these particular comb jellies are actually not filter feeders :)

these are also the true actual first animal group that’s ever thought to have existed; comb jellies or ctenophores are survivors from the *ediacaran,* the point in time where we can’t even guess what kind of animal most of the fossils are. But, maybe all of them were just wacky shaped comb jellies???? we will never know. this one ate them all.

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bunjywunjy

CTENOPOG

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serendipitynoun

Hi, guys!

Help, I beg. This time is way more serious than probably anything I have ever asked help for, and any $ helps me out immensely.

I have been in debt with my credit card for months, to the point I got it blocked, and obviously they have sent many alerts about fucking with my documents. To be honest, I don't even know if they can do this or not, but I just got a great deal where I can pay less than half of what I own, so I need to make this payment before the fifth of March (3/5).

The amount: R$292,00 (Brazilian reais) is about $65 in today's conversion, and while it might not sound like much to some people, it's a money I don't have.

Below, I'll post the bill. Thank you so much in advance. Please, help me clear this debt while I'm still looking for more work.

Paypal: joanitadcarla@gmail.com

$0/65

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$32/65

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forensicbec

I think ‘I adore you’ is such a wonderful phrase, it’s so soft and loving and feels so safe and comforting

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cryptidclaw

Fuck tesla they hurt our local small business pie bakery >:(

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cryptidclaw

Note: this bakery is a small black owned business, and tesla was ordering pies for a BLACK HERITAGE MONTH CELEBRATION AND CANCELED IT COSTING THEM THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS

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