People who are pansexual are:

we are not:

Also bisexuality is an awesome and valid identity and you can pry my bi/pan solidarity from my cold dead hands

People who are bisexual are:

We are NOT:

Shout-out to my pan siblings btw! Y'all are great! Anyone who disagrees can pry bi/pan solidarity from my cold, dead fingers

Woo! Yes!

if ur tiefling is straight u read the players guide wrong

Literally no one who follows me is going to know what this means, but HBomberguy, a Youtuber known for Video Essays about pop culture and gaming made a promise that he would live stream himself playing Donkey Kong 64, in its entirety (including picking up every single banana) and all money would go to a UK charity for trans youth (Mermaids) and his initial goal was $3,000 and now it’s been 26 hours into the stream and he’s already over $51k. I just need people to know about this https://m.twitch.tv/hbomberguy

This is still ongoing by the way. He’s over 162k now.

We’ve teamed up with the lovely folks at Heartbeat Dice to offer a special pride bundle.

  Dragon Bagon: 

Part of our new Pride range, these bright little Dragon Bagons are handmade with love. 

Hot Pink, Gold Yellow, and Teal 

Holds 100 dice comfortably 

Made from cuddly microfleece 

Dice: 

A stunning 11 piece set of Pan pride dice by Heartbeat

Available for preorder at a discount for a limited time

Order here

OMG I need this so much!

I got a Bagthulhu from @waywardmasquerade before her Kickstarter and it is good quality and still going strong!

Dungeon Master Essentials

I decided to make a list of DM stuff that I personally use or think are important to know when it comes to being a DM. So here’s my list:

Medieval Fantasy City Generator: This generator is now my LIFE. It generates incredibly complex cities with good customization. (Thanks to plantkat for sharing this site in their post here)

Naming Your Towns/Cities: Now that you’ve made your city, time to name it and give it some character! This post contains lots of great information.

Index Cards Rule: Fuckyeahdnd shared a SUPER convenient way of keeping track of turns and HP in combat. I use this system now for every single session I run.

Tricks & Traps: I am AWFUL at coming up with good Dungeon traps and challenges, this PDF includes some incredible ideas. The original poster, Courtney C. Campbell also runs a blog where she shares tons of great stuff. (Thanks to we-are-rogue for sharing the PDF in their post here)

Playing Different Types of Characters: Writeinspiration has a masterpost on how to write/play lots of different types of characters.

Unique NPC Jobs: Lauraharrisbooks wrote a list of different Fantasy Jobs which can help populate your world with some unique characters! Another similar post by Thewritershandbook also covers Common Occupations in the Middle Ages. 

Developing Characters by Threes: Monticusrex’s method of creating characters help you really flesh out who they are. Useful for Players and DM’s.

Troublesome Players? Speak Up: Dicebound brings up an incredibly great point. If someone is being a jerk, speak up and call them out. This is especially important and relevant now to crush awful behavior before it even has a chance to show it’s ugly face.

List of D&D Resources: And finally, pretty much anything you might need for D&D.  (Character stuff, spells, online communities/ways to play, etc..) A lot of people contributed to this post but thank you Mushroomancy for posting the original list.

Donjon: And finally, this site is a great resource for looking up Spells and Monsters along with tons of other generators. Not every single Spell or Monster is on here, but most are listed.

(I tried to give credit to the original posters or the actual URL for websites, unless those sites or URLs were no longer active)

Incredible list!

@tiedinaslipknot

5 wizards? Man you need to work on your party composition.

There’s no rule that says barbarians can’t wear robes and a pointy hat. :D It definitely doesn’t count as armor.

concept, Barbarian who dresses as a wizard and carries a fake wizard staff, so everyone is expecting them to attack with magic. instead they just bash people over the head with the staff.

Concept: An entire party of non-wizards who all dress like wizards. Monks also have unarmored defense and a fondness for smashing people with sticks! Add in a druid, a cleric, and a warlock with leather armor under the robes and you have a pretty solid party. :D

Or even just characters dressed as the wrong class. Barbarian disguised as a wizard. Wizard disguised as a fighter whose staff/ wand forms the handle of thier weapon.

Ooh, a warlock disguised as a cleric.

A fighter disguised as a bard. Who sings terribly to distract the opponent then just punches them.

subvert all expectations by having literally nothing happen ever. finding players? settting up times to play? how cliche.

subvert expectations as an rpg ideas blog by just never posting.

it’s been a while since i’ve posted something like this so:

if you’re an exclusionist, terf, nazi, alt-right, racist, ect, guess what?

FUCK OFF

that’s all

This applies to me too! Same if you’re a “MAP” or whatever you wanna call it.

Rpg Idea Blogs Roll Call

In these trying times of the Tumblocalypse, we gotta stick together.

With that said, who’s still kickin?

If you count “never actually posting on this blog because I’m bad at running things but I exist and am still on tumblr for some unfathomable reason” as synonymous with “kickin” then I am indeed still kickin.

Happy Pride Month my lovelies! No matter who you are, all of you are valid and beautiful! If you like these designs, check out my merch shop! Or, if you can’t afford merch, check out my Patreon or donate to my Ko-Fi!

These are cool designs so I thought I’d boost them!

i think my fav thing about griffin as a dm is that instead of going “unfortunately the ooze is immune to slashing damage :/” he says “if you were making a pb&j sandwich and you dropped some jelly on the counter, would you take a knife and just start cutting at it you dumb son of a bitch”

i forget sometimes how utterly wack TAZ is from an outside perspective

Help spread the word: Obamacare deadline for health care coverage in 2019 is December 15. Pass it on.

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

Must always re-blog

Straight No Chaser’s Christmas album is the only one I have.

The “Africa” thing is self-referential. They do an a cappella version of “Africa” that is quite good and very well known in the a capella scene-

So much so that it’s a bonus track on the Christmas album.

I’ve seen them live guys. They’re amazing and I have all their autographs!

Hey imma make this longer with hopefully a good addition

my school’s Bass Choir (which I’m not in so I’m not in this video) decided to do either this song or one similar. The video isnt best quality, but imagine this.

You are in choir. You havent sung, it’s late, you are bored and tired and your dress stuff is to hot, and no song so far has been much more than just really good sounding music

then this happens

https://youtu.be/ASok3eqwPUs

I physically couldn’t breath by the end

An excellent addition!