If you never time travelled, if you never got caught up with The Handler, what would’ve happened? I guess I would’ve grown up to be an emotionally stunted man-child like everybody else around here.

i’m sorry

you shouldn’t be

Promise

you guys need to stop breaking my heart pls and thanks

Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)

one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us

Peak youtube humour is non beauty gurus holding literally anything other than makeup related items in front of the camera the exact same way beauty gurus do. That makes me laugh for 15 minutes straight every single time

This is literally the funniest thing

Schrodinger’s Douchebag is someone who makes hurtful or bigoted statements but only decides whether they were “just kidding” or dead serious based on how negatively or positively their audience reacted.

thanks will

i just wanna find the jake peralta of my life

I wanna get paid for wasting my time on tumblr

the two things i want to be sent to space for:

a) save tony stark

b) bring tony stark to mars so we can resurrect oppy

Mood today

I got a screwdriver, a 10 year old Honda, and Google Maps, let’s go storm NASA

hop in losers we’re storming nasa

Improvise Adapt Overcome