knope out

love when Google maps does like the opposite of an upsell. hey there’s this other route available that takes 26 minutes longer AND has toll roads! just letting you know you have that option :)

like imagine if you ordered a glass of soda at a restaurant and they were like just wanna let you know we also offer dirty dishwater for double the price

god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real

FitzSimmons in every episode -> 1.07 The Hub

TED LASSO - 3.12.

You know what? You are just jealous that I came up with the big solve. Jealous? Of what?! Half your ideas are mine!

AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. | 6.12

The Black Mountain | Belfast, Ireland (2014)

The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it

"They're making a willy wonka origin story with timothee chalamet," you might say to me. "They're doing a live action the last airbender again, didn't you love avatar?" I don't find it necessary. This is nothing to me

#my ability to not watch something is unparalleled

snoopy encourages you to buy a new book!

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

Pitcher Plant Pussy Lore

Official Pussy Post

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

Tryna cleanly peel off the price sticker from your new book