u know something that a lot of people don’t know is that if u see someone ever utilizing a troom troom hack not only are u legally allowed to kill them on spot, you’re actually obligated to! :)

i love how avatar revolutionized animation, made massive amounts of money and all that. and we still have to clarify “the blue people?” because the Last Airbender was that fuckin good

i’m the mom friend but like,, the chaotic mom friend u kno? like yeah my life’s falling apart but listen,,, have u been drinking enough water today?

it’s 1 am i just told a kid older than me to sleep. i’m literally awake eating crackers in the dark! you know

u know some people don’t make it easy to get over them and honestly? rude

if i was ever famous i’d wait until there were all these random rumors and ships right. like “omg u and ___ are dating” bc that’s what happens when ur famous. and then just out of the blue. i’d go. and i’d dm 1 random person and just say “it’s true” w proof or smth bc here’s the thing. no one would believe them. they’d just be called out for photoshop or some shit and i’d laugh and be famous. so i’d just do it to fuck around w people. anyways i shouldn’t be famous or all hell will break lose

is it just a midwestern thing that whenever ur in the car and you get to a red light you’re Required to make awkward eye contact with whoever pulls next to you