@marshmallow--3 / marshmallow--3.tumblr.com
I'll see you there
Updated: 2 April 2024
just noticed. the less an oscar isaac character has hair the more evil and fucked up he is
Apocalypse has no hair pahaha theory is validated
Right can people stop telling my doctor stuff against my expressed permission
What if...
(when I start like this it's always the most random, stupidest shit)
...you are dating Marc, after a while you start to think that he is cheating on you (he disappears sometimes, doesn't pick up his phone, gives you lame excuses after etc etc), and to top it off he also starts to eat more vegan food and is trying to make you eat the stuff he cooks, and when you ask why is he avoiding meat so much despite loving it previously, he says one of his coworkers (a woman) is vegan and he tasted some of her meals so now you are CONVINCED he is cheating. And he like... admits it right into your face?! HiS cOwOrKeR just let's him eat her food? Why would she wanna impress him with her cooking skills unless...
You weren't born yesterday, pal.
So of course you go psycho girlfriend on his ass and take all of his stupid vegetables out of the fridge and pour all of it into his stupid car and slash his stupid tires.
Revenge is best served cold.
Plot twist: he doesn't cheat on you, you just don't know about his alters. Steven is the one always on his ass to make him try to eat healthier and the car is actually not his but Jake's so after your outburst Steven and Jake is staring at Marc from the reflection of the car's window like:
I feel like Marc would be SO TIRED of your overdramatic ass, be he loves you so much and would do anything for you, so he will reveal Jake and Steven to you and maybe just MAYBE the three of them could handle your ass.
affectionate
This is Jake after he saw his car 💀
I had a dream last night that I went on a first date with Benny Miller and he wanted to "continue the date" 😏 afterwards, but we didn't have anywhere we could go
I was sharing a flat with somebody who would always throw parties and invited people who didn't like me, (in the dream, I'd walked out of my bedroom once wearing shorts and the party guests would wolf-whistle in a mocking way and it was just gross, I didn't wanna imagine what they'd say or do if I brought a guy home, it would just be embarrassing)
And he lived with his grandma who was hard-of-hearing and he said it would be okay because she takes her hearing aids out at night so she wouldn't hear a thing, but it just left me wondering what would happen to poor sweet granny if the fire alarm went off and she didn't have her hearing aids in to hear them, so I was too worried about her to feel up for shagging him
Mannnn Santi. My man. My hubby. He could destroy me and I'd thank him.
Contrary to popular belief, I know he fucks NASTY. sure, he doesn't tie you up (he wouldn't complain if you'd like to), but he's absolutely filthy with his mouth. Mutters things to you in Spanish as he's rutting into you while keeping you pressed into the mattress.
He likes to listen to music during sex so he can fuck you to the rhythm. Also likes shower sex-- he likes feeling your skin when he turns the water super cold, making sure the pressure hits your chest so your nipples harden. Might I add that he shows off his hickeys and scratch marks like those guys who show off their lunchboxes that their wives made. Constantly asks you to marry him when he's fucking you, and if you say yes he'll overstimulate you until you're sobbing. He likes the challenge of wearing a cock ring, immediately begs for it to get taken off 🙏
wdym contrary to popular belief EVERYONE knows he fucks nasty!! that is no secret
I passed out for 12 minutes earlier so now obviously I can't go to sleep and I've been trying for the last two hours
The Last Of Us was 0 for 3 at the TV BAFTAs this year 😢
G'wan, Joe Lycett 💖
Rain, thunderstorm and the TV BAFTAs
Gutted Nico didn't win for supporting actress in TLOU, but let's see what else comes up 💖
Weather app keeps pushing back the thunderstorms, like, c'mon quit stalling ⛈️
can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"
thank you wikipedia for this really good image
a helpful mnemonic for everyone
Official Pronis Post
...People don't just call this lying on your back vs lying on your front?
Some kind of alien—a symbiote named Venom—casts off its current host and begins to merge with Marc, forcing Khonshu away from his chosen champion and claiming Moon Knight for its own. The formerly stark white suit that struck fear into the hearts of criminals now looms as a jet-black shadow over friends and foes alike.
This fan says:
It's hot
I'm queer
I like Mortal Kombat
And I'm ready for Bridgerton S3
One too many tickets
Jake what the fu-
On my first day at college (the second time), they had a sign that said "no naked light" and it just made me think about Light Yagami naked
Could Hades beat Satan in a fight?
My art skills have only deteriorated since 2018 but I wanna redraw my art of Mother Venus into Mummy Aphrodite
I called Aphrodite "mummy" once out loud because I was playing as Cupid in SMITE, and it's kinda stuck 💀
