tumblr are you telling me something

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

Ganalf...

Purity Politics

Source smoothdunk on twitter

Oh if people need context for live slug reaction this is the original post. I'm not sure why it's blowing up today but it sure is hilarious

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

If I were tumblr famous this would be a smash hit

tuck him in Tuesday

tuck him in Tuesday once again

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

Tuck him out 😈

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

I'M PUTTING HIM BACK

ppl in zombie media are way too blasé about shooting at close range and getting covered in bodily fluids like. if the bite infects you have to assume fluids are a vector. you can’t be getting covered in thaaattt

Years of watching covid safety go down the tubes tells me this is merely realism.

Made this for u 💝

Don't hide this in the tags @voluptatiscausa

Hey btw this is a pro mary sue/"cringy" oc blog. You're creating! You're having fun! That's all that matters and I'm proud of you.

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

shut the fuck up

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.

Daily affirmations

DUDE THE LEVEL OF SHADEE

wake up babes my new obsession just dropped

”I bet Jesus won’t save you from-uh

my

bullying

😏 ”

have been rewatching yyh