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I’m so goddamn mad that oil companies have known climate change is real for decades and did everything to stop people from acting on it. I want to burn their offices down. I want to throw their CEOs into a fucking pit. The world is being destroyed because some filthy rich fucks saw the end coming and figured making money off it was better than saving it. That’s pure evil, plain and simple.

Exxon knew about climate change almost 40 years ago and took steps to suppress the evidence

Likewise Shell.

This isn’t a conspiracy theory, this is a documented historical fact, and people’s heads should literally be rolling for it.

you know what all those edgy teen dramas with drunk partying in them are missing? the trauma of learning for the first time that alcohol tastes bad.

You’re telling me your parents didn’t let toddler you have a sip of beer because you wanted to taste what they were drinking so badly?

forget sex before marriage I hate that people are against cohabitation before marriage. like yeah you should fuck but like you see a whole different side of someone when you live together. we're supposed to be marrying some we've never been alone with for more than a few hours at a time fuck that

i think living together is ten thousand times more intimate than boinking like... you get to see them all the time.

the thing the community writers don’t understand is that every character is gay and trans. I know it though.

for just pennies a day, you could help my boyfriend afford screenshots with more than 7 pixels

you're mom is so gay that if you went to the gay mom factory for a tour they'd hand you the keys and say "welcome sir, you're the new owner"

Me when I want to reblog a post but it's tagged "freaks dni"

If a trans woman became chess world champion, terfs would unironically go: "It's unfair, male brains are much smarter than female brains. It's well known that women are fucking stupid. #feminism"

They literally did this to a trans woman who won a game of jepoardy named Amy Schneider.

Like they unironically argued that men are "socialized to like trivia more than women" and "men are genetically predisposed to have faster reaction times than women" and other complete nonsense.

"Women are fucking stupid and inherently inferior to men" - terfs, without a single fucking shred of irony or self-awareness

guys can now kiss each other with tongue thanks to my chemical romance

mama Opossum carrying her babies

(via)

you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

@namelesstunnelgrub​ i straight up can’t tell if you’re joking

CUCKFIELD REAL?

NO FUCKING WAY

holding my boob for emotional support

well

Getting on the bus with an art portfolio is soooo humbling

universal experience of feeling like a fucking tool walking around with your large fucking rectangle

when its windy as well and ur trying to discreetly control your feral rectangle from flying away. puts life into perspective