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was on tumblr in 2014 for the harry potter/hunger games/percy jackson era and now ive graduated to a french children’s show about two sexually frustrated superhero furries
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Percabeth One-Shot: Annabeth Forgotten

Three weeks. She’s been gone for three weeks.

Percy ran his hands through his hair, pulling at the ends as if he wanted to rip his scalp off. Which, he sort of did. Hera had done something. Rachel said so. Yesterday, Percy went to see her, just for comfort, and Rachel had turned stiff, and started spewing green smoke and information about Hera. None of it had made sense.

Percy ran through what Rachel had said.

“Two camps… Mandatory for the plan… Erased memory… Hera… Hera is the cause…”

What Rachel revealed didn’t change anything though. Annabeth was still gone. After a month, they were going to burn her shroud, a gorgeous shroud made with grey silk and an intricate owl pattern. It was so amazing, so… Annabeth. But Percy never wanted to see that shroud. Because the day the shroud is brought from the big house, is the day that she doesn’t come back. Never.

Percy couldn’t stand it. He screamed, his rage making the small fountain in his cabin explode, soaking Percy and the walls in water, Dramachas raining down like hail.

He couldn’t do it. Another week and she would be officially gone. Annabeth had already almost burned his shroud, he wasn’t going to do the same for her.

Percy fled his cabin, running to the stables. He reached the correct stall, and barged in, the obsidian-black horse rearing up on its hind legs.

“Yo boss,” the horse said,“Going somewhere?”

Percy grabbed a harness off the wall, strapping it onto the horse, “We’re leaving Blackjack,” Percy swung his leg onto the horse’s back, “We’re going to find Annabeth.”

“How we gonna do that boss?” Blackjack asked, trotting outside and around to the back of the stables.

“The gods will have answers,” Percy mused, “Blackjack, let’s go to Mount Olympus.”

Blackjack took off into the sky and set course for New York. While they flew, Percy only thought of Annabeth. Her beautiful blonde curls, the way she would correct him with a laugh when he was wrong. How she had fought so hard in the war. They way she turned badass when she had a dagger in her hand and a monster in her path. How she had cared for him… how they had cared for eachother.

“Boss,” Blackjack whinnied, jolting Percy out of his memories, “We’re here.”

Blackjack circled around the Empire State Building, the normal hustle and bustle of workers flowing in and out of buildings and down the sidewalks.

“Uhhhh, right. Drop me at the side of the building.”

Blackjack dove straight down, landing with a thump in an alley next to the skyscraper. Percy slid off his back, “Fly close to here, and come when I call.”

“You got it boss,” Blackjack shot off into the sky, leaving Percy to walk through the groups of business men and women entering the Empire State Building.

Percy marched up to the secretary counter, trying to keep his calm even though a psychopath goddess had stolen his girlfriend.

“What’s a guy got to do to get to Floor 600?” Percy whisper yelled at the lady manning the desk.

The woman hesitated, “I don’t know what you’re talking about young man.”

Percy groaned. These people had clearly not been trained enough. He could hear the quiver in her voice, “Listen. My girlfriend has been captured by Hera. The goddess of marriage and family?” The lady just started at him, “Uggghhh,” Percy pulled a handful of Dramachas out of his pocket, “Is this enough?” He put the coins on the counter.

“Fine, kid, but you didn’t see me do anything,” she lead him over to an elevator, checking to be sure it was empty, then swiped a card across the top button, making the number change from 102 to 600. Percy pressed the button rapidly, not even bothering to thank the flustered woman as the elevator shut on her face. The metallic doors reflected his face and Percy flinched. He hasn’t looked at himself since Annabeth left. His hair was a tousled mess, greasy and sticking up all over the place. The bags under his eyes made it look like he’d had no sleep in days, cause he hadn’t. It hit Percy as hard as a brick, the effect Annabeth had over him.

The elevator dinged, the number 600 flashing at the top. Percy stepped out of the elevator, and walked across the bridge that led to the gates. The gateway to Olympus was grand and extravagant, but Percy was in such a mood, he didn’t even care. He didn’t care that Olympus was on lock down. He shoved open the gates and stormed right into the throne room.

No one was there. Percy didn’t have time for this.

“Major gods of Olympus!” He shouted at the sky, “You better get your asses down here this instant or you’re going to be in bigger trouble then an enchilada around Grover!!”

Percy squeezed his eyes shut as multiple balls of bright light - the gods in their true form - appeared all around him. When he opened his eyes, 5 pissed off super humans were circled around him. The only one not glaring at him with pure hatred was Poseidon. The other 4 - Hera, Zeus, Athena, and Hades - looked like they were restraining themselves from drop kicking him into hell.

“Son,” Poseidon stepped toward Percy, putting a hand on his shoulder, “What is this all about?”

“She knows what this is about,” Percy shrugged off his dad’s hand and pointed at Hera, making her expression go from murderous to guilty.

Hera tried to explain, “Perseus, this has to be done. Annabeth-”

Percy cut her off, “Annabeth, has been through enough torture the past 5 years!!” Percy turned to Athena, “She’s your daughter. How could you just let this happen?”

“Some warriors have to make sacrifices for the greater good,” Athena calmly explained.

“The greater good?!” Percy was shouting now, his power shook the columns and caused the water in the fountains around the room to form mini tsunamis, “WE BROUGHT YOU YOUR LIGHTNING BOLT. WE FOUGHT MONSTERS FOR YEARS APON YEARS. WE DEFEATED FUCKING KRONOS FOR YOU! And you repay us, not by giving us a break, letting us enjoy time with our friends, BUT BY STEALING HER AWAY FROM ME AND SHIPPING HER OFF TO GODS KNOW WHERE AND LEAVING ME TO SUFFER ENDLESSLY BECAUSE THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME IS GONE!!!” Percy was crying now, hot tears poring down his cheeks,“I love her,” he whispered. (Athena gasped), “and you all are the reason she’s gone.”

“Son-” Poseidon spoke to Percy like he was a child.

“No dad, you can’t fix this problem,” Percy glared at Hades, “Do you have her?”

“I had no idea this was happening, cause when you’re in the underworld, no one tells you anything,” and like that, Hades was gone, disappearing in a cluster of shadows.

Percy whistled for Blackjack then looked at each God in turn, his eyes boring into the depths of their souls, “Know this, you gods of worthlessness, until Annabeth is returned to me safely, without a scratch on her precious mind and body, I will do nothing to help you. I will stand by and watch as your horrendous plan fails because your most powerful demigod asset is not at your disposal,” at that moment, Blackjack landed next to Percy. Percy mounted the horse and gave the gods a final word of warning, “Annabeth is returned to me or you burn in ruins. Your choice.” And with that he flew into the clouds, not looking back.

“I hope whatever you’re planning is worth it Hera,” Poseidon spat, “Because I’ve never seen a powerful demigod that mad. And knowing Percy, he will stay true to his word until you fulfill his demands.” And then Poseidon was gone too, leaving 3 gods wondering what they were going to do without Percy on their side.

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School just started and I already feel the homophobes closing in

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I have a thing for red heads send help.

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Hi, I was wondering if you could ship me w/ someone from hp? My houses are hufflepuff/pukwudgie and my patronus is a black mare. I have light brown shoulder length hair, blue eyes and glasses. I’m a little curvy and quite short. I’m calm, friendly and I have a dirty sense of humor. I'm quite sensitive and very insecure about everything. I’m a hopeless romantic and I love hugs, cuddles and etc. I also love drawing and cats. I'm a straight girl but gender (or era) doesn't matter to me. thanks ❣️☺️

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This was a fun one to write! Thanks for the ask babe 😊 Enjoy!- Rachel 💕I ship you with SIRIUS BLACKYou and Sirius sit next to each other in charms. You never talked, but one day Flitwick assigned a 6 page essay and Sirius got a little pissy. Under his breath he whispered, 'fuck me' to which you quickly responded, 'maybe later'. He looked at you with such surprise and shock but just ended up in fits of laughter, which made you laugh because Sirius's smile was so goddamn adorable. By the end of the class you had both made plans to meet up for a butterbeer in The Three Broomsticks. After a few more dates and multiple hidden make out sessions, you became an official couple on New Year's Eve. Being the most quiet and secretive person in the hufflepuff house, it was no surprise that you were often by yourself in the gryffindor boys dormitory with Sirius. When you two weren't doing certain things that required an empty room and a locked door, you could be found on the edge of the forbidden forest trying to coax out certain creatures, or swimming around in the black lake (which Sirius through you into in the first place). You and Sirius's favorite thing to do was sneak into the Room if Requirement. After curfew, Sirius would sneak past the kitchens and pick you up from the hufflepuff house, then you two would run to the room of Requirement, where it turned into the same room every time. Your room. One wall was taken up by a massive projected movie screen, for your muggle movie marathons. The floor was covered in blankets and pillows from past forts and a small Kitchenette occupied one corner. Sirius loves to bake (What a surprise). Another corner had all the art supplies you could want because Sirius loves to watch you draw. He often conjures up different items for you to sketch or paint then you post the masterpieces all over the walls, even the bad ones. Your favorite thing about the room though was the giant couch in the middle of the room. It was huge and brown and fluffy and worn out from certain activities *wink wink*. There are many a nights when you and Sirius can be found cuddling on the couch, doing homework or just sleeping after a hard day of quidditch and classes. No one really knows how affectionate you two are, but all that matters is that you both know your love goes far beyond anyone's wildest imagination.

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Harry potter ship please? Straight 5'8 female with curly brown hair and hazel eyes. Introverted, doesn't talk often. When I do, I'm usually making a bad joke. Gryffindor. Over emotional. Clingy and easily jealous. Dream date is probably movies and cuddles all night. Needs constant love. 100% mom friend. Lowkey tsundere. Loves music and piano tries too hard to be athletic. Also into archery. Thanks!

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Hey girl! I’ve know a few people who are just like you 😉enjoy this ship!

- Rachel 💕

I ship you with RONALD WEASLEY!!

You and Ron had been best friends since first year. In your fifth year, he coaxed you into a game of spin the bottle with the other gryffindors. You sat at the very edge of the circle and watched as Ron spun the empty butterbeer bottle and saw it land on you. Your eyes widened as Ron crawled across the circle and captured your lips with his. After a few seconds, the kiss broke, but one look in his eyes and you both dove back in for more. The others in the circle coughed and giggled until you parted again, Ron grasping your hand and leading you into the boys dormitory, the door shutting and locking behind you. The next day your relationship was official and from then on you two were inseparable. Ron liked to watch you play piano. He loved the way your hands moved across the keys and how you got lost in the notes. You loved to watch Ron play Quidditch. He would usually have to drag you into the stands for his practices and you would protest but secretly you loved how much he wanted you to be watch him. The no-opposite-sexes-in-the-same-dormitory rule didn’t bother you two. After lights out, Ron would sneak into your bed and cuddle with you until morning, both of you content with your happiness together, because no one had ever made Ron feel more like a King then his Queen.

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Yo dawg hmu with those ships and what not♥️ (you already know what i look and act like) and idk if i pick a fandom. HP or Percy i guess?

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Hey boo, I know you, sorry I didn’t have time to write two (that rhymed lol 🌚) let me see if I can whip up a few ships for ya

- Rachel 💕

Harry Potter

I ship you with REMUS LUPIN!

You and Remus met in study hall when you both reached for the same book on the shelf. He let you have it and you suggested they read it together. Remus hesitated but agreed, meeting you after curfew in the Slytherin dormitories. You began reading the book and Remus got more uncomfortable as you read on. His actions worried you, so you took a break and asked him what was going on. He replied that this was a subject he didn’t know a lot about and that he felt dumb next to you. You reassure him that he’s not dumb and slowly make him feel more comfortable. You both scoot closer on the couch, then his arm is around you, then your hands are running through his hair, then you are making out. And just like that, the forbidden house love was born. You study together during your free periods and he walks you to class but doesn’t leave until he gets a little kiss. On the weekends you two can be found sprawled on the grass holding hands, cuddled up by the fire in one of your dormitories or star gazing on top of the out of bounds 7th year astronomy tower. On your one year anniversary, he checked out the same book you had bonded over and recreated the first time you met. Then he revealed why he was so uncomfortable the first time you talked. He was a werewolf. You accepted him whole heartedly and thanked him for an amazing year of love. The book you had first read together? ‘The Behavior and Habits of Werewolves’

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Solangelo One shot: On the Edge

WARNING: ALMOST SUICIDE TRIGGER (but i promise it ends up okay :)) Written by: @the-mockingjay-hufflepuff "If you're scared you don't have to do this." Nico stood at the edge of the bridge, Will next to him, holding out a cautious hand, both of them looking down at the raging river below. "I am scared, that's why I'm doing this," Nico's eyes were squeezed tight, one hand holding onto the railing to keep him secure to the bridge. But Nico's mind was made up. He was going to let go of the rail and then there would be no going back. "Nico... if this isn't the right decision we can go home," Will reached his hand closer to Nico, but didn't touch him, afraid the sudden contact would push him to make the wrong decision. "If I don't do this then I'll always be scared and that's not going happen," Nico took a deep breath and turned around for only a second, "I love you, Will." Will gasped and let out an ear piercing scream as Nico jumped off the bridge. Nothing seemed real to Nico anymore. He heard the wind rolling past his ears and saw the water rushing below him. He smelled the river air and saw the cliffs fly past him in a blur. But the only thing that was clear in his senses was Will, who was standing at the top of the bridge with a scared look on his face and getting smaller by the second. Nico used these few seconds and took in everything about Will. The way his hair had a sparkly tint from the sun, how the freckles dotted across his cheeks enhanced his eyes, his beautiful blue eyes that matched the water perfectly. Everything about his face fit together except for his expression. His expression showed fright and worry and love, all mixed in with a hint of disbelief. And Nico didn't understand it. Why was Will so worried? In a few seconds, it will all be over, and then everything will be fine. Nico faced the water again and prepared himself for the moment when he would get inches away from the water and- BOING! Nico's bungee cord stretched and shot him back toward the top of the bridge like a rocket. He zoomed up until he was about ten feet below the platform then started free falling down again. "WHY HAVE WE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE?" Nico screamed, laughing as he zoomed upward again. "BECAUSE YOU ARE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS DUMMY. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU TO DO THIS SINCE WE STARTED DATING!" Will yelled back, laughing as the cord caused Nico to roll in midair. Nico ricocheted up and down a few times before their trainer pulled him back up to the platform. Will walked to the edge bridge and leaned over the rail, "Whaddaya think sunshine?" "I think that this should become an annual date because that was AWESOME!" Nico jumped up and down as the trainer tried to keep him still long enough to take the harness off. Nico slipped out of the straps and safety gear as Will walked to the edge and turned around, his gear all ready to go "See you in a minute," Will smirked, blowing Nico a kiss and giving him a little salute that made Nico chuckle, as he fell backward off the bridge, screaming with adrenaline. Nico watched him fall, thinking, 'Fear isn't so bad if you face it with your best friend.'

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100 FOLLOWERS BOY HOWDY

Wow guys 100 followers! I just want to give each and every one of you a big hug!! I know it doesn't seem like a lot but it's a lot to me and it means so much that 100 people in this world actually like the shit I write and the things a reblog at 1 am which is the time I'm writing this post at rn. Thanks again lovelies and spread the word so I can get to 200!!! There will be some oneshots comin your guys' way soon 😉 Love you all so much AHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU GUYS ❤

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Solangelo one shot: Laser Tag Lovers

“After dating you for a year, this doesn’t surprise me,” Will says.

“Really? I didn’t think I was that predictable,” Nico’s face contorts into an expression of amazement, then it fades away into an evil smile, “The game is starting.”

Will looks at Nico nervously then takes in the dark room lit with neon lights and various walls to jump behind. 12 year olds are running around, trying to find the best places to shoot from without being seen. A countdown is announced throughout the room.

Nico stands on his tip toes and kisses Will on the cheek, “Good luck!” He says before turning on his vest, loading his gun and sprinting into the dark.

The only thing Will is thinking as the countdown reaches one is, ‘Why did Nico have to choose laser tag for our date night?’

A buzzer goes off and Will, standing in the middle of the room, is an obvious target. He dashes behind a wall, kneeling out of range.

A little boy jumps out and shoots Will in the chest, making Will’s gun useless for 10 seconds. Will sees Nico appear from a wall then run back into the fight.

‘I just have to get Nico before he gets me,’ Will thinks. He ninja rolls across a space and behind the next wall, where Nico is hiding as well.

“You can’t beat me at my own game Solace,” Nico snickers before shooting Will in the chest and zipping away again.

Will sits in stunned surprise and then races after Nico. Nico runs away from Will as fast as he can, ducking behind a wall. Nico only sees a flash of blonde hair before Will is in front of him, pinning his body against the wall with his.

“You gonna shoot me?” Nico taunts.

“Not today sunshine,” Will says, then drops his gun and smashes his lips to Nico’s. The game had turned from laser tag into a make out session.

After a few minutes, Will steps away and Nico is gasping for air.

“I have never been so turned on,” Nico breathes, leaning towards Will once more.

But Will backs away, lifting his gun directly to Nico’s heart, “As much as I like to hear that, I think I can beat you at your own game,” Will smirks at a flushing Nico before firing his gun and sauntering away, the smaller boy way too weak to follow.

The game continues and Will’s score rises with flying colors, his new tactic of throwing Nico off with random sexy distractions paying off.

A loud buzzer announces the end of the game and all the 12 year olds file out of the exit door.

When Will hears the buzzer, he breaks lip lock, Nico leaning against a wall in front of him.

“Well i’d say that was a good game,” Will grasps Nico’s hand in his, leading him toward the exit.

“Yeah,” Nico whispers, still out of breath from Will’s last attack, “We should do laser tag more often.”

“I don’t know,” Will sighs, mocking fake sadness, “You said I could never beat you at your own game. I think you are right.”

Nico’s mouth drops open, “Are you kidding?! You totally beat me! It was hot.”

“Yeah?” Will’s face quirks into a smile, “Then maybe we should start playing laser tag more.”

“Sounds g-good,” Nico’s voice cracks as Will puts away their gear and leads Nico out the door, Nico already anticipating their next game of laser tag.

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Solangelo One Shot - Drunk Decisions Pt. 2

Part 2 of my Solangelo SERIES because apperently i keep ending these one-shots where I have to continue them. Comment if you would like a part 3! These guys are the cutest. Read Pt 1 here: http://the-mockingjay-hufflepuff.tumblr.com/post/154835051718/solangelo-one-shot-drunk-decisions-pt-1

- Rachel 💕

Written by: @the-mockingjay-hufflepuff

“Good morning my wonderful husband,” Will says, waking up Nico with a kiss.

“Good morning,” Nico stares up into Will’s gorgeous blue eyes, not wanting to look away.

The couple is 4 weeks into their ‘test marriage’ and it is going great. They have been spending more time together, have been more caring and loving toward the other and the sex was even more amazing then before - not to brag.

“What’s on the agenda for today?” Nico asks, rolling out of bed and slipping on a pair of underwear.

“Well I was thinking we would eat breakfast and have coffee then when we are mentally sane we could decide what to do,” Will says, slipping on pj pants and following Nico into the kitchen.

Nico begins grabbing various things out of the fridge required to make omelets. He turns on the stove and gets to work, cutting vegetables and cooking eggs. Will made his coffee and sat on the counter, watching Nico cook.

‘Why does he have to cook in his underwear?’ Will thinks, taking in the amazing view.

“You know that I can’t cook when you are staring at my ass,” Nico laughs, making Will blush.

'Dammit,’ Will mentally curses himself, 'Of course Nico knows my weaknesses.’

Nico turns around, flourishing two plates with freshly cooked omelets on top, “Bone Appetite!”

Will grabs two forks and the couple digs in.

“So,” Nico says, pushing away his now empty plate, “What should we do? I was thinking we could have sex until noon and then go grocery shopping. I barely had enough food to make breakfast.”

Will sighs, “As lovely as that sounds, we have plans today.” Will fingers the golden band on his hand. It had become the most precious thing he owned. Will couldn’t imagine himself without his wedding ring anymore.

“We have plans?” Nico’s face scrunches into a confused look, “I didn’t think the gay pride parade was until next week.”

“You are correct about that sunshine,” Will stands up from his chair and walks behind Nico, wrapping his arms around the smaller boy’s stomach, “but it’s been a month.”

Nico’s eyes widen in realization, “Wow,” he breathes, “That went by fast.”

Will flips Nico so he is facing him, latching his hands to Nico’s hips, “Nico I was worried in the beginning, but this has been the best month of my life. I love you and I love this new phase in our relationship. I want to stay married.”

Nico looks up at Will in surprise, Will’s face a Picasso of worry and love and excitement about Nico’s response. Nico can’t believe it. Will wants to marry him - or stay married to him. He feels like floating off the ground and into the clouds. He feels like taking on the world. Nico feels like telling Will how much he loves him and kissing every space on his body sweetly, but he also feels like ripping off Will’s thin pj pants and doing him right on the kitchen counter. And Nico feels all of these emotions in approximately 2.5 seconds.

“I- I don’t know what to say,” Nico finally gasps out, unable to comprehend any other thought besides love. Infinate love for this spectacular boy in front of him.

“Then don’t say anything,” Will gently pulls Nico’s sliver band off his finger. Nico immediately feels naked, more naked then standing in the kitchen wearing just boxers naked. As soon as the ring slides off his hand, his finger is cold and bare. Like something is missing.

Will takes Nico’s ring in his fingers and kneels on the freezing floor, “Nico di Angelo-” A shiver runs up his spine when Will says his name, “I love you to the ends of the earth and I want to get married. Like really married. Not drunk married at some 24 hour chapel that we can’t even remember the name of. Real married, where we plan a wedding together and I get your sister’s permission and our friends are there and we say I do and everything is perfect. So? Will you marry me?”

“Yes William Solace, I will marry you,” Nico grins as Will glides Nico’s ring back onto his finger.

Nico pulls Will onto his feet and kisses him, all of his feelings from before mixing together to create a rainbow (haha gay joke) of passion.

Then Nico breaks the connection to say one thing, “There will be no alcohol at his wedding though.”

Will laughs, “Agreed.”

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