the jester life is gonna fool you

dear princess celestia

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

#i’d illegally download you all

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

If social media existed in the mlp universe ponies would record strangers in public and post it online to make fun of their cutie marks

rainbow dash would do this and then there would be a whole episode about how her friends become worried that she thinks lowly of their talents such as "apples" and "rocks" and twilight sparkle puts her foot down and introduces rainbow dash to the guy whose talent is crabbing and she spends a day on the boat with him gaining an appreciation for his humble skill and unending respect for the bounty of the sea and to a greater extent the fact that everyones talent no matter how inconsequential it seems is valuable

@gaysails​ how dare you be funnier than my post 

this was so genuinely fucked

i have no idea how "pikachu's frozen corpse" was a concept that ever got far enough to end up in an actual pokemon game

Just felt like adding this here

AND GEMSTUCK AU PART 2 !! THE BETA TROLLS :) !!

cursebearing hips

they never tell you abt The Skeleton's Curse (bone pain)

dear god. they never tell you abt The Curse Of The Warrior either (muscle pain)

@teaspoon-sarah

holy fuck not that one...

does anyone have that video where toby fox is giving a speech in japanese about video games n when he says the “project” part of “touhou project” he briefly drops into the strongest american accent I’ve ever heard n then immediately switches back to perfect japanese pronunciation. been thinking about it all day

yeah you're also annoying but i'm annoying in a much more weird creepy and off putting way

I'm being oppressed

why do people always only expect you to have one thing. one disorder one pet one gender one pronouns one name one favorite movie one crush one best friend. like why do I have an inventory limit

Can we just talk about how “Goth Anime Legs Uncle” IS A FAMOUS ARTIST AND AUTHOR, BUT HIS NIECE OR NEPHEW NEVER THOUGHT TO BRING THAT UP?! No no no, you have a famous artist/author for an uncle, but screw that, here’s his goth phase.

Think about it: This guy is known on Tumblr for his goth phase, but not his actual freaking work, even though we’re all familiar with his work!

Listen. Look at his body of work. This is not a man who had a goth “’"phase’”’.

i am a simple guy. i like something. i watch it again. i watch it again. i watch it ag

A fujoshi laughs while a yumejoshi may only chuckle