"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.
DUDE DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME
had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"
the critics are raving
a five year old note among my 1588 saved notes that just reads: four-dimensional salmon
OH WAIT I REMEMBER WHAT THAT MEANT
a higher-dimensional creature whose life cycle involves 'swimming upstream' backwards through time from the end of the universe to their spawning site at the birth of the universe
not a character who died and came back different or who died but came back the same but a character who died and came back extremely angry that you stopped digging for them
you were so close
why did you give up on me
why did I have to drag myself out of this grave without you
essek time
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024
No, but like, imagine you're jaskier. A bard painfully in love with your weirdly mutated wolf witcher. A magical thing tells you the story of the first ever dog Witcher, and you're like "ok, cool" and then she tells you how this fucking dog is in love with a BARD who gets called basically the same things you get called.
And they are in mutual love and it's like the best most romantic love to be ever existed.
And you're there. Ok, cool, fuck you too.
I've developed a huge weakness for that wizard I gotta admit
One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.
Via @nasa-official
there’s such an unbelievable multitude of this type of (straight) woman who’s like “when he mentions a ‘she’ 😡🥺👀” “when he calls some girl his ‘friend’ 👀👀🔪” etc and this person is like a different species to me. this person is a space alien. this type of person makes me feel like amy adams in arrival
a man’s female friends are like a car’s warranty. a woman has vouched for this guy’s ability to be normal. you should be kissing her on the mouth for her service
packed
running to beat the elder brain
S1/S2/S3
