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Sneaky Snackimura

@danceswithunworldly / danceswithunworldly.tumblr.com

~Rhengrun/Rhen 18+ they/them~ blog occasionally nsfw, not guranteed to tag things properly, eye horror is frequent

this is so awkward because Pestilence seems to have come back out of retirement this year so now there is FIVE Horsemen and only FOUR Horses

The fifth horse has been LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL for the last 4 years.

Soon to fixed.

The entire history of the world, religion, politics, and pop culture came together to make this joke possible.

Friday Special #3

November 13th, 2020

Welcome to today’s Friday Special!

For this week, we’ll be digging into some history of a country, a company, and how a little game called Tetris changed the international gaming landscape.

We’re only finding out recently that a lot of animals have colors and patterns that we cannot see because they’re outside of our visual range. It calls to attention how much of the world we can’t experience because our senses are limited. When we shine UV lights on them, they glow pink or blue, but these are the colors that we CAN see…. they could be a bunch of different colors, which we SEE as all pink. It’s also interesting to consider that most of these animals are not aware of having glowing patches on their bodies…. isn’t it also possible that we have skin or hair patterns that were not aware of? . . (There is actually some research out there to support the idea that our own skin fluoresces as well and that there are gender differences in the pattern and glow.) Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER    

Humans do have invisible stripes!  They’re called Blaschko’s Lines, formed as  skin cells divide at the embryonic stage.  Normally we can’t see them at all, though certain skin conditions follow those same lines. 

Apparently this is roughly what we’d look like, if our eyes could see in a different spectrum:

Dunno about you, but I want to use this in a story someday.  Aliens can see our stripes and we can’t!  Magical transformations follow Blaschko’s Lines!  A subtle sign of lycanthropy is darker hair there!  Wizards are bald with that cool spiral on their heads!

Speculative fiction is so much more fun when you can speculate about something strange but true. 

THIS??? IS THE COOLEST???? SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY EVER??????????? AAAAAAAA THAT IS FLIPPING AWESOME!!!!!

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

  • don’t understand twitter
  • don’t understand twitter
  • posts are in chronological order
  • spite
  • no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
  • they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
  • mega spite
  •  like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End
  • Direct Contact with the Memes
  • god, wht the fuk even is twitter
  • they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

More reasons:

  • tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)
  • shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else
  • like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)
  • This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family haven’t managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands
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what-hath-science-wrought

my tumblr dashboard is like a glass-bottom boat. I’ve curated it to the point that most of the time it’s smooth sailing, I see cool fish sometimes. And then sometimes, hundreds of meters down, I catch a tip of the fin of something really fucking weird, and then it’s gone again. Can’t get such a uniquely haunting experience like that anywhere else.

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auroraboros-lady

Also this website is too incompetent to exploit its users even if they wanted too. Not only are the adds generally dumb and weird, the three times I’ve clicked on an add, the link just didn’t work.

Two years on and I fully understand twitter I just FUCKING HATE IT.

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russkiizek-deactivated20210424

Abandoned Soviet buildings aren’t near as depressing as fast food restaurants around every corner in America

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russkiizek

this image is depression

Most of all how placeless and contextless it is. If you live in America, you have been here. No matter where in America you live. No matter how far you run, this place will always find you, and you will always end up there.

no this is probably the northwest. 

Edit: my second guess was michigan which was closer, this is Talbot st Ontario, in Canada

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sweetmonarchy-deactivated202401

pay 20$ CAD (15$ usd) or more (donate what you can. I would appreciate if you could donate more than 20$) and get one character that it’s a full-body or not, coloured or not. Anything goes  as long as its within my capabilities, +5$ cad fee for any additional characters, +5$ cad for nsfw. 

My cat is very sick and I need funds and fast. I will start on TODAY on any given artwork.  All you need to do is DM me so we can discuss what you would like and if I can manage and, once we settle on an idea, all you have to do donate to my gofundme and provide the name you used for the donation. All I need is 220 Canadian dollars to pay for the vet expenses.Commissions will cap once I have enough money.

Here’s my gofundme - https://gf.me/u/yqziif

Note- the gofundme is in canadian dollars, not USD

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