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Amanda. 38. NSFW
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gullahboii

My life got better when I accepted that sometimes shit just doesn’t work out. You aren’t always going to get the job, the partner, the class, the internship or whatever else you care about. Sometimes shit hits the fan and you have to be okay with that. Every time your life falls to pieces you can’t hit the floor, you gotta get your shit together, let out a little cry and keep going. Like just bc shit doesn’t work out does not mean life is going terribly, it just means it wasn’t meant to be at this time and that’s A o fucking kay.

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setheverman

i can’t believe people read MY text posts in THEIR own accent… my text posts have a swedish accent can’t you tell?

sörry

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Hi everyone!! So, I set up a fundraiser for Astor House! It is a Jeffrey Dean Morgan Birthday fundraiser. I didn’t name it that as I want it to be a surprise, if we hit the goal, and also because I didn’t want my mother to make fun of me. So! the goal is $1,000 by April 23rd (day after Jeff’s bday)!! I think we can do that! That’s over a month! Give what you can, and share this like the plague! It’d be great to meet and dare I say, surpass the goal! (all of the money goes to Astor, nothing to me.)

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Anonymous asked:

I just finished the babysitter. I've seen it on my dash for quite a while now, but usually I'm just not a John girl - and I'm too distracted with Sam and Dean 😁 But after looking at it for so long and being a sucker for long fics, I said screw it and decided to read it. HOLY GOD IT IS THE BEST FANFIC EVER! I USUALLY DISLIKE FLASHBACKS AND I WAS THRILLED EVERY TIME I SAW A FLASH BACK! OMG it just did everything for me. I have now been converted into a John girl. 1000% ❤

I’M SO GLAD YOU LOVED THE FLASHBACKS!!! Seriously, you have no idea how happy I am that people loved those. It’s a risk, but I felt y’all needed to see what her history was with them, not just accept that she had one.

Thank you so much, Nonny, for letting me know how much you enjoyed my story! You’re a gem, my dear!!

*shouts to the john crew* GUESS WHAT?? MAKE ROOM IN THE DUMPSTER! I GOT US ANOTHER ONE!!!

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The Black Panther score dropped today 🔥

as amazing as it is, I am highkey annoyed at how some of my fave tunes from the film are not on this thing

Like does anyone know the song that is playing when we are first introduced to Shuri’s lab?

or the track playing when Nakia and T’challa are galavanting about in the Birnin Zana? (it sounds senegalese…if I’m not mistaken)

it’s not :( that kendrick album is amazing though, I literally haven’t listened to anything else since it dropped tbh

Mozzy - Sleep Walkin (Official Video)

I FOUND THE SONGS!!

the one playing in Shuri’s lab is by South African artist Babes Wodumo - Wololo (feat. Mampintsha)

and the one playing when Nakia and T’challa are in wakanda walking about is by Malian artist Idrissa Soumaoro - Bèrèbèrè (feat. Ali Farka Touré)

also here are other songs that appeared in the movie that are not featured in the Kendrick Lamar Black Panther soundtrack or the Ludwig Göransson Black Panther movie score:

(African American) Mozzy - Sleep Walkin 

(African American)Too $hort - In The Trunk (in the opening oakland scene)

(South African) Bhizer ft Busiswa, SC Gorna, Bhepepe- Gobisiqola

Reblogging, favoriting and saving as draft for later

Does anyone have the song from the whole south korea sequence as well? like the one that plays in the casino ?

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The cutest  the-world-is-a-corner asked me for a Sterek Smut Rec, and because I’m STEREK TRASH and also love smut, here twelve sexy fics from some of my fave writers in this fandom I totes recommend you all to read more fics from them. Enjoy!

NO HOMO RemainNameless  84,064   - This is probably one of the best smut fictions ever written in this fandom, PERIOD. IF it wasn’t enough, there’s plot, a great solid one too. Stiles and Derek are in college and Stiles is feeling very lonely, so he places an ad to have a buddy to come over and smoke some pot and do a little masturbation.

In any version of reality  alisvolatpropiis  39,852 - Imagine this, 7 Derek’s, 7 Stiles from different realities having all the sex you can imagine. Like ALL THE SEX.

What a way to go  prettylittlementirosa 4,482 -  Stiles comes back from College, more relaxed, older, sexier, shameless, kind of stoned, and Derek doesn’t know if he can  survive it? Neither do I.

Who’s wearing the panties Emela  2,241- I don’t know about you, but I have a HUGE lingerie kink, like Derek Hale, wearing panties? Count me the fuck in.

How they really got together stileskolpath 1,843 - Dude, this totally could be canon. Like one day Stiles turns to Derek and says: You know what, fuck you! and Derek goes like: Ok.

All is fair in Orgasms and War bleep0bleep  63,213 - Pornstar au, cause there’s no way we’re talking about smut and I won’t put at least one porn star au here.

So hey let’s be friends  standinginanicedress 29,516 - IS THIS A BOTTOM STILES? YES IT IS! Can you believe? Stiles work at McDonalds, and Derek is his fucking fave writer and also eternal crush. Spoiler alert Derek wants in, in his pants, and Stiles is so on board with that…

Melt me slowly down  maichan808 (maichan), the_deep_magic 20,307 - How can we talk sex without BDSM? *Rihanna S&M plays in the background* I absolutely love this fic to pieces, cause I’m a sucker for Bdsm being show in the way it is supposed to be a lifestyle that can help you to not only have more pleasure, but to accomplish balance, safety, and happiness.

(trying to) break through Coffeinallcaps 5,507- Fuck buddies au, I’m a sucker for fuck buddies au to be honest. Like all the ways they can screw everything between them, making a lot of sex without talking about their feelings is my fave.

You can call me what you want  Secondstar  69,301 - There’s no way in hell that I would make a smut rec and not put at least one HOOKER AU. This is the BEST ESCORT AU IN THIS FANDOM IN MY HUMBLE OPINION. And tip, CHAPTER 6 IS FUCKING AMAZING.

+2 (My plus two are both  series cause I’m a cheater.)

Famous Last Words  JenNova, 62,887  - six  fics in the “make them do it trope” where Stiles and Derek have to fuck things out of each other, until they can’t handle hiding their feelings. I LOVE IT.

Loves comes in spurts  talktowater 45,259 - Pornstar au plus college au, because hell yes. Derek is Scott’s brother and Stiles always had this heroship/crush on him going on, so when he moves to college and they share a house, it’s basically Stiles dreams coming true.

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JESUS TEA

So it’s Flu Season again, and this recipe for Tea To Fix What Ails You was given to me by a Christian friend, and I’ve taken to calling it JESUS TEA due to it’s miraculous properties.  Even though it, technically, contains no tea.  This tea is as caffinie-free as anything processed in a US plant can get, but be sure to check the provenance and all ingredients in case of allergies.

You will Need:

  • A Bigass Pot, becuase this is something you make in large quantities
  • working stovetop
  • those lil cloth sachets you use for wassail/empty teabags/those lil reuseable loose-leaf tea steepers.

Recipe:

  • about a quart of water
  • 1 cup apple cider
  • about half a lemon’s worth of juice
  • a shitwhack of honey- try to get as local as possible and generally the less-processed the better if you want to build a resistance to local allergens. If you have allergy concerns or don’t like the taste of honey, go ahead and use more processed stuff/another sweetener instead.
  • three tablespoons/three bags chamomile tea
  • three tablespoons/three bags rooibos tea
  • teaspoon crushed cloves
  • 1 cinnamon stick (more if you like it spicier)
  • ¼ tsp nutmeg
  • 1/8 tsp cayenne or white pepper

Bring water to a simmer in the pot.  Add the chamomile, rooibos and spices to steep about 4-5 minutes or longer if you like tea-flavored tar which given you have the flu you probably do.  Add Cider, Lemon Juice and Honey until dissolved.  Drink all of this in the course of an hour to stay hydrated, make more pots as needed or until you pass out. 

FOR MAXIMUM EFFECTIVENESS: gargle warm salt water first for as long as you can, it’ll break up the mucus in your throat and soothe the soreness.

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snowfox102

This stuff is hecking delicious, and my dad claims it cured his cold. I’ve taken to drinking it just because it tastes good! Thank you for sharing! :D I also found that you can freeze this stuff in convenient single serving sizes, ready to be heated in the microwave when you don’t have enough spoons to make it fresh. Granted fresh is usually best for most food and drinks, but it’s still good.

I also calculated a single serving version, which I’m putting here in case anyone wants to make it that way:

  • 1 cup hot water
  • ¼ cup apple cider (or more, I prefer 1/3 cup)
  • 1 tbsp honey (or more, to taste)
  • a dash of lemon juice
  • ½ tsp spice mixture
  • 1 ½ tbsp tea mixture

Mix the spices together in one container, and mix the two kinds of tea together in another. Measure out of these the above amounts. (Don’t try to store the two things together, the spices will sink to the bottom and you won’t get the right measurements.)

Use a tea infuser/tea bag/cheesecloth/whatever to keep the herb bits from floating off into your drink. Steep for the usual 4-5 minutes, then add the cider, honey, and lemon.

Side note: ground cloves is cheaper for me so I use ½ tsp of that instead of 1 of whole. I also like cinnamon a lot so I use ¼ tsp ground cinnamon instead of a stick (also sticks are really expensive here). If you use a stick, break it into little pieces. The downside of ground cinnamon is that it kind of congeals if you don’t stir it periodically, so keep a spoon handy as you drink.

Since people have been asking for this (I guess the flu/common cold is going around agian), have it again, NOW WITH SINGLE SERVING SIZE, THANK YOU @snowfox102  for doing the math for me!

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notbrianna

Is it possible to substitute the chamomile for something else?

Pretty much any herbal tea but mint will work?  Rose hip’s good, or you can just double the rooibos. You can even put in black or green tea.  I don’t becuase those both have caffiene and I want to be awake as little as possible when I’m sick.  

What the absolute fuck is a shitwack of honey?

Once tea tarts cooling down*  start adding honey. Keep adding honey.   Your significant other or parents will notice and ask “Isn’t that enough honey?” “No.”  You rasp, throat raw. “I need the magic bug juice too heal me.” “I think we should check your fever again.” they say. “When I’m fucking done.”  You rasp, sounding like gollum with a four-packs-a-day habit.   Eventually, there will be enough.

that, is a “Shitwhack”

*boiling honey gets rid of 90% of it’s goodness, so let the tea cool down to drinking temp before adding honey.

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