The Grumbliest Bee

life, it never die

women are my favorite guy

sex, i'm wanting more

tell the world, stop the war

if philly loves an underdog so much, then why is it that i, a furry and a bottom,

an important addition

creacher

Guy who has a DNI but it's just full of antiquated terms and references to factions that haven't existed for 200+ years so it makes no sense to anybody

Loyalists; Charles Lee; lobsterbacks; conspirators of the C*nw*y cabal; traitors to the glorious cause; onanists; deists; benefactors and apologists of the abject and hateful practice of slavery; monarchists; the Avaricious, Prejudiced and Pusillanimous; writers afflicted by a disgusting chaos of jargon; John André stans.

It is good for the soul to microdose being a hater....so long as one remembers to always macrodose minding ones own business....

Oh fuck I hope this scary hallway has bitches

Fish love me

Men fear me

Women wish to place me in a small gilded cage

*jeapordy voice* what is a penis.

TRUE CRIME PODCASTER: *in the same cadence you would tell a preschooler a bedtime story* ...and this guy was kinda freakin gross! He would hang his victims on meat hooks in his shack! I'm not gonna lie guys, that sounds pretty icky! Major red flag moment, LOL! But do you know who WOULDNT send you human organs? Our sponsor, HelloFresh!

LOST MEDIA YOUTUBER: *in the same cadence you would issue a debriefing on a terrorist attack* Number 7. The Oonglydoomples. *scary transition sound to slowed down footage of a kids show with a crt filter over it* The Oonglydoomples was a kids show on Nick Jr that ran from 2001 to 2003 that was about Jake Oonglydoomple's adventures in the big city. Only one episode of it has ever surfaced online. We have tried to get into contact with the shows creator, Mark Wankencock, but we've had no luck. Maybe someday, we'll all oonglydoomp once again.

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

not sure if i’m qualified to answer this one

Turn Rewatch: Season 1, Episode 4

destiny, or whatever you want to call it

I’m He’s

Ah yes, me, my boyfriend, and his extremely muscular idiotic selfless loving swordsman boyfriend