READ UPDATE POST PLS i’m a mess sorry

After watching “Bandersnatch” and rewatching “ The Maze Runner”, I discovered I have a thing for Will Poulter.

I’m in love

ok if choose-your-own-adventure movies are really gonna be a thing now why don’t we get a true horror movie where we can choose what they do instead of yelling at them that they’re fucking stupid all the time

me: *makes colin jump off the balcony*

colin: *dies*

me: he… will be fine. right?

-next day-

stefan: where’s colin?

boss: we don’t know haha

me:

when i tell colin to jump and he actually dies

when your tiny gay brain made stefan follow colin instead of letting him talk to his therapist because you wanted to support his crush and all you get for it is either colin jumping to his death or you

-bandersnatch takes place in 1984, just like 1984 the book about govt conspiracy

-the throwaway line about the dog at the start turned out to be ironic at the end

-the white bear symbol is similar to a two-way branch in a flow chart

-we the Netflix viewer can control Stefan, but our choices are determined by the script of the movie, which was determined by the writers and only they truly control everything

-bandersnatch the movie has so many choices that lead nowhere/force you to restart because they haven’t been programmed yet, just like bandersnatch the game

the black mirror team are geniouses and also psychotic

bonus:

I don´t wanna say anything about Bandersnatch… except this:

Don’t hold your kid´s favourite toy hostage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you.

WHO DID THIS

Will Poulter left Twitter because people were calling him ‘ugly’ after he appeared in ‘Bandersnatch’.

This man, who is an actual gem, is anti-bullying, the ambassador of an anti-bullying organisation, critiques whitewashing, critiques the media for not calling white shooters “terrorists”, volunteers for charities, and is genuinely a nice human being.

And all people can think of saying is “eww he’s ugly”? “he looks like that ugly kid from toy story” (which, by the way, he dressed up as Sid from Toy Story for Halloween one year, so he knows the joke and decided to dress up while also raising awareness for bullying with it), “he’s an ugly white boy”.

Will deserves so much better than that. The man isn’t even ugly, but even if he was there’s so much worse things to be.