“surely this will not cause my chronic illness to flare up,” i say, actively doing something that has never failed to flare my chronic illness

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

I was expecting anything but not Bard

She took the pages.

Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

u ever read a post that has you so aghast you go “HELLO??” out loud and you look around your bedroom like someone will be there to explain what u just read

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

just a small collection of my favorite tags on this post so far

(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet

m,y tuube:)

Reblog to BITE prev

OMG STAPH HE IS SO PRECIOUS (source: X)

made a uquiz

here it is! it’s romeo and juliet themed lol

“Jesus christ man what the FUCK” - my brother

glad you all enjoy it :3