Based Robin

"Colonel, you just got promoted."

"To what?"

"Rear admiral."

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

Finnceline couch time

You know why

We all know why

People apparently don't know how much swearing goes on in kitchens.

I laughed because it reminded me of a similar meme about Lovecraft's writing being like "onoes X thing is spooky, I'm going insane!!!"

Jaune: I wish I had a kitten.

Blake: Hi.

Jaune: Not like that.

Blake: jaune, don’t you know, you don’t choose a cat

She ties him up with her ribbon

Blake: a cat makes you hers

Your daily reminder that evil is real, but so is good.

Evil will not win.

I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain this, but I get the notion that some of the people rebloging this from me are pro-trans and have the ability to twist any non explicit statement to fit their narrative, so I’ll make it explicit.

The dude who looks like a demon and is saying god is not real is not a good guy. Neither is Matt.

Absolutely baffling that more then two weeks later and I’m still getting the occasional “like” off of the “evil will not win” from people who seem to be trans positive, and I’m still wondering how people can be so lost as to think that thing up there is somehow good.

“Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!”

- - Isaiah 5:20

I fully understand and defend the institutions of inquisitions/religious police now. 5-10 years ago I wouldn't, but now. Now, there has to be some group of people who will take people like said delusional drag queen in the above photo; and torture them simply to introduce some humility and sense of what reality is into their lives.

^^^ I 89% disagree, but 333% empathize and vibe with above statement.

Your daily reminder that evil is real, but so is good.

Evil will not win.

I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain this, but I get the notion that some of the people rebloging this from me are pro-trans and have the ability to twist any non explicit statement to fit their narrative, so I’ll make it explicit.

The dude who looks like a demon and is saying god is not real is not a good guy. Neither is Matt.

Absolutely baffling that more then two weeks later and I’m still getting the occasional “like” off of the “evil will not win” from people who seem to be trans positive, and I’m still wondering how people can be so lost as to think that thing up there is somehow good.

“Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!”

- - Isaiah 5:20

I fully understand and defend the institutions of inquisitions/religious police now. 5-10 years ago I wouldn't, but now. Now, there has to be some group of people who will take people like said delusional drag queen in the above photo; and torture them simply to introduce some humility and sense of what reality is into their lives.

Imagine that. You're Aragorn. You're Isildur's heir. You inspire loyalty wherever you go. All who know you love you. Your people will follow you into the gates of hell. You're a deadly and valiant soldier, yet your hands also have magical healing powers. You save Middle Earth and become a great and beloved king.

You're own creator still says you're not good enough for Eowyn

*Your

didn't he turn her down?

He literally ended up with an Elf that had to abandon her immortality to be with him.

Jaune: I wish I had a kitten.

Blake: Hi.

Jaune: Not like that.

King Arthur had Roman blood but Merlin was full Celt which is why he could do magic and lives in a tree somewhere now. In fact, due to celts remaining put unlike every other root European ethnic group, most Irish people have dormant wizard powers but the Anglo saxons’ Germanic ancestors invented beer preemptively after receiving a prophetic vision about what would happen if the celts weren’t chemically lobotomized. The windsors are keeping Merlin’s tree tomb sealed within a giant beer stein beneath buckingham palace.

which is why I dont drink!

Funny enough, the Celts had beer before the arrival of Rome.

That’s what they want you to think

its ok, @weatherman667 is french canadian, feel free to laugh at him

Quebecois?

Oh, fuck that. I am not Quebecois. In revenge I'm going to blight all of Ireland's potatoes.

COUNTER .... SPELL!

st George no longer protects england. and celebrating st . Georges day gets you no knocked by the british cosmopolitan police

Fuck, I remember a story from a few years back where a guy got a "non crime hate incident" on his police record because someone thought he has a St. George flag on his car. It was actually a Union Jack.

People apparently don't know how much swearing goes on in kitchens.