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(I AM REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HALLOWEEENNNNN FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE YEAR
IT IS THE MIDDLE OF JULY WHY AM I GETTING HALLOWEEN STUFF ALL OVER MY DASH
Cause….Halloween
It’s March but always Halloween to me. Also according to @thatsthat24 😂😂
When I became a stripper, the first week I broke down crying because we went grocery shopping and I could afford fresh produce in my fridge. I could buy fresh foods and start cooking meals from scratch. I could afford fucking salad.
And since I was cooking my own food I was eating way healthier, I lost weight without resorting to starving my self, and I gained muscle tone from dancing.
Soon I had enough money to move, to support my husband when he developed epilepsy, and to pay for school.
I was taking care of my self because my appearance was important for work, and I was taking care of my home because I only had to work two or three days a week to support us.
Say what you want about sex work and stripping but I owe my current medical career to it.
I don't know who needs to hear this but if your friends all tell you to leave your partner because they're not good for you, they're probably right. The notion of "they don't understand!!1!1!1!1!1" is so romanticised in movies but it's often bullshit. Your friends can see the bigger picture better than you can sometimes.
do u ever think about how stephen king ACCIDENTALLY wrote a gay love story subplot while jacked up on cocaine???? and only really realised when a movie director was like ‘this is pretty gay’ because a bunch of teenagers on the internet saw his goddamn movie and was like ‘this is pretty gay’ and bullied him to make it gay in the sequel????????
Dark side Logan would be a delinquent student because that’s kind of the “opposite” of a teacher, which is what he is now.
Patton, nervously fiddling with his hands: Whatcha doin there Logan?
Logan, with a bag full of spray paint, a lighter, some matches, and a black candle: What are you the police? Get off my dick!
im grateful for polygon for a lot of reasons but more than anything im grateful that ive gotten to meet so many lovely people because we all love some goofy ass gaming videos
Moodboard for when you love polygon and you love the friends you've made through it
hnng i don't rly talk to anyone directly because i'm socially anxious and constantly tired but all of you are rly nice
Moodboard for when you love all of your polygon friends even the ones who you've never really talked to cuz mutualship absolutely counts as friendship
There’s literally no excuse for drawing ch*ld porn, sorry bastards
petition for logan to have a vocab card that says ‘sksksks and i oop’ and then actually says it
I wanna do this
the funniest part of katmai fat bear week is the comments on the obviously smaller bears pictures like “i’m sorry king 😔✊ we love you but your opponent is simply very fat. we still love you”
op?? where are grazers ears???
not op but i do have pics of grazer!!! behold her ears...
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this is the happiest day of my life
Too soon
65 million years…
Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t).
So it’s all good!!
That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.
I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.
Men believe the family is their domain but when it comes to watching the children or doing chores suddenly it’s not their responsibility
Men believe the family is their property.
Male lineage is a scam
I clicked on the link because I expected the other answers to be less bad but they aren’t 🙄
Asdfgdgjfflhkjl if we were to look at this ‘biologically’, men would be the ones taking the women’s surname hands down. See, children get all of there mtDNA (mitochondrial dna) from their mother and none from their father - where as their normal DNA is a 50:50 mix of both their mother’s and father’s. This means that mtDNA remains unchanged as its passed down from mum to daughter. This goes on for generations, in fact, geneologists can trace back lineages for millions of years using mtDNA.
However, the father’s dna is diluted with every generation, and soon becomes unrecognizable. The mother’s biologically legacy lasts the longest and that’s the tea
Reblogging for the last comment. My sister works in genealogy, identifying any female living relatives of missing soldiers. The men dont matter. Why? Because the female family member’s DNA can be traced back GENERATIONS with no decay. When bodies (generally from vietnam or Korean wars) are recovered, they then can finding living female biological relatives, no matter how distantly related, to positively identify the remains.
Got any recommendations for a good sturdy pair of winter boots? Preferably waterproof?
Mukluks. They’re the best, period full stop. Expensive, but I’ve had mine for like ten years now and they’re going strong.
Also, indigenous-owned company.
But, I mean.
It was -55F with windchill out, and my feet were toasty warm in those with some good wool socks, so like.
Worth it.
The native folks who live in cold climates, turns out, figured out long ago how to make one hell of a good winter boot.
Mukluks are the boots Sam Vimes dreamed about. Except he’d approve of them being not made by posh ppl.
This is true, and for the folks wondering, Manitobah Mukluks are the native owned brand I’m speaking of here. They’ve a website.
Heads up: some of their mukluks are now available in certified waterproof versions.
Sincerely, someone who will be ordering their second pair from them shortly.
I saw that, and tbh want one, but my old pair is still perfectly good and I can’t justify the cost.
I waterproofed my own with beeswax and a hair dryer, and that worked just fine too.
…tub the beeswax on.. and… hit it with the blow dryrer?
Melt the beeswax (I mixed it with a bit of oil, so softer by a bit and lower melting point).
Brush on with a paintbrush while melted.
Heat with heat gun or hair dryer until it melts into the leather.
And there you are. Waterproofed leather. Works on canvas and other fabrics too.
I’ve done this to every pair of leather shoes and leather outer garment I own. I just made myself fur-lined leather gloves and waterproofed those too.
What's the debate? (If you dont mind me asking, you dont have to answer if its personal)
which debate??
OH THE DEBATE
the debate is that biscuits are crispy bread
