FACT: you get special dialogue for pooping yourself
hand hurts from jacking off
inside thought!! inside thought!!
outside thought!!!!! outside thought!!!!! my hand is sore from jerking that thang asunder!!!!!!!!
"Me booping my mutuals-" no. That's not enough. I am booping literally everyone I see on here with the boop button beside their name, mutual or not. There is no escaping. I will find all of you
oh my god
There's faggot shit happening in the abandoned megastructure
love when the corporation i work for punishes me with the threat of poverty for being late sometimes instead of just fucking talking to me first!!!! i know it's my own fucking fault though i deserve this i deserve to lose my apartment i need to stop acting like it's actually possible for me to be successful with my broken fucking brain
Starting twin peaks
It's scaring my cat
NO
need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina
guitars are phallic in nature and you're essentially masturbating when you play
i am a piece of shit who ruins everything :)
look at your phone lock screen. that's your reason to keep goin
it's my wife and our big stupid cat
i am so worthless i will never amount to anything
i'm not gonna get this fucking job i smell terrible i don't have any clean clothes and i look fucking disgusting what's the point of even going