A THOUSAND, THOUSAND TEETH

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

I will absolutely reblog for the gif every time

they call me George on account of my W Bush

When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

i also dont believe assholes/incels/racist freaks who are like ohh ohh im like this bc i had no friends and only the racists nazis took me in auuu. bc i was a smelly autistic disabled pale teenager with alot of rage issues and you didnt see me become a nazi. and also also despite being bullied alot as a kid i still have alooot of rlly cool friends who i didnt try to become friends with they just. like me. is all. bc they think im likable. maybe you werent groomed by a neo nazi cult age 17 maybe you are just a shitty racist white person. maybe?

I know it's because of how Melinoë was raised but like the deference she shows to others is wild compared to Zagreus, who mentally categorizes everyone he meets into "homie" or "hater" and acts accordingly

Extremely funny how different the starting stakes are in Hades and Hades 2 like

Zagreus: I need to move out so fucking bad if I don't I'm killing my dad or myself or both

Melinoë: I lost my entire family and Olympus is burning and the dead are stuck in permanent limbo and I am personally and single handedly responsible for fixing this all

Apparently according to Odysseus Melinoe's single flaw is that she cannot wield a bow and now refuses to try again.

So obviously I had to draw this.

huh.. She reminds me of someone.

I thought Hermes' tortoise is a new addition to Hades 2 but I just realized the lil fella had always been there 😂😂 which leads to...

A personal speculation to why it looks so happy in the second game now.. that spot must've provided quite some view

I'd be grinning too if I were in its place.

just a reminder that BetterHelp is selling your fucking data and that they themselves have said at industry meetings that they're a data-driven company more than a people-driven company

It feels like for a while in there that people were dropping them as a sponsor but now that the controversy has slightly dimmed there are so many ads for them again; do not give them your information, do not give them your money

I know insurance is a pain in the ass and mental health treatments cost too much out of pocket for most people. So do they, that's why they're making this little bait and switch operation. Helping people is, at best, a side product of their data harvesting, and at worst just a trick to lure people in.

before you respond to anon hate resend it to yourself with a carefully placed typo that you can then mock at their expense

#holy shit court eunuch level hater strat

I feel as if this is her general attitude for practically the whole first act

A Nile crocodile (Crocodylus niloticus) covered in pondweeds in Chobe National Park, Botswana

by flowcomm

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

in hindsight, pitching something that would be deemed a fair bit strange by some standards to a site teeming with already incredibly strange people was a mistake. apologies tumblr users i’d forgotten where i was

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him