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you are the most beautiful broom in a broom closet full of brooms
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I want sansa and daenerys to fuck on this tv show more than I’ve personally ever wanted to fuck someone in my real life

My new favorite GoT crackship 🤧❤️

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finn came out top of his class for everything so why! Havent i seen this dude in full length fight scene! Where he doesnt get his ass whooped! or have it be lackluster and whack!

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You know what’s interesting about Octavia’s line “A traitor who you love”? Neither Clarke nor Echo are traitors. Neither are members of Wonkru and neither owe Octavia a damn thing. Echo is loyal to Spacekru and has remained such, Clarke is loyal to Madi and has remained such. So Octavia really is full of herself, acting as though everyone owes her loyalty and anyone who doesn’t give it is a traitor.

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the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

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yiangchen

Reminder that Nathan Miller was the only one who physically tried to stop Octavia from beating Bellamy.

Reminder that Nathan Miller himself got punched when he put his body between them.

Reminder that Nathan Miller was the only one to roll his eyes when Kane called Bellamy the enemy.

Reminder that Nathan Miller was the only one opposed to gagging Bellamy and using him as leverage to trade for Monty.

Reminder that Nathan Miller never stopped supporting Bellamy even when he disagreed with his decisions.

Reminder that Nathan Miller was the only member of Wonkru not to put a gun to Bellamy’s head when Bellamy blocked Octavia’s path and dared to have an opinion.

Reminder that Nathan Miller is one of Bellamy’s best friends and advocates throughout the seasons.

Reminder that Millamy (and Miller in general) deserves more screentime. 

Anyways, thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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Anonymous asked:

It is a serious question. I know you don't like the baby storyline and I just don't see why? To me, it's quite in character for Klaus to want unconditional love from someone and I think he believes Hope will be it for him. It's really amazing to see how much he loves her and wants to protect her at all costs. It shows that he is capable of selflessness and I just think that's really nice and it's refreshing that they're not redeeming him through a love interest.

Hmmm, okay. Well obviously you’re asking me about something you know I strongly dislike (which is REALLY putting it mildly) and frankly I’m not feeling that great right now so forgive me for being abrupt in my response, but you’re asking so I’m telling. Quite honestly I find absolutely nothing remotely redeeming about this absurdly, embarrassingly infantile plot device that the writers have used to literally avoid doing any actual writing at all. Every step in the show that should be explained through plot development and character development is instead explained away by the baby even though it makes no sense whatsoever, and the epic baby drama has given the show such singular dimension that I personally find it borderline unbearable to watch. It’s idiotic beyond my comprehension and on every critical level I can possibly imagine, and I’m sincerely embarrassed to watch what should have been an amazing show dragged down by such an absurdly off putting and juvenile plot device. 

However, when it comes to Klaus I find it to be exceptionally absurd. The baby has basically been used to replace every single shred of nuance and complexity that Klaus had as a character and has forced him into a ridiculous “redemption arc” that makes no sense within the TVD universe and especially makes no sense in relation to Klaus Mikaelson. The notion of redemption when applied to this survival-of-the-fittest universe that TVD exists in and that Klaus is the most potent example of simply doesn’t make sense. It’s frankly just a bad ripoff of Angel, and it’s something that the writers are using as an excuse to avoid actually telling Klaus’ story thoughtfully and complexly. Aside from it being a shitty plot device for Klaus the writers don’t even use it logically, they don’t consider Klaus’ characterization and how the baby might influence that and use that knowledge to drive Klaus’ story, they simply have Klaus do whatever they want him to do no matter how illogical and brush away the lack of logic by saying “it’s for the baby!” 

And if the entire notion of Hope as Klaus’ redemption wasn’t stupid enough, the writers actually have managed to already completely undermine it in the TO narrative. Klaus HAS ALREADY RAISED A CHILD, Marcel. Klaus raised Marcel and it hardly changed him at all as a person, he simply just raised a child in his own image, someone who was every bit as conniving, manipulative, and thirsty for power as he was. AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES SENSE FOR KLAUS. KLAUS DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO LOVE SELFLESSLY, every love he’s ever experienced has been selfish and manipulative in some way, that’s who he is as a character and the simple existence of a baby isn’t going to change that, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE HAVE ALREADY SEEN KLAUS ACTUALLY RAISE A CHILD BEFORE AND IT DID NOTHING. Klaus had more real fatherly experience with Marcel than he’s ever had with Hope, and it’s just absolute dog shit writing to say that the mere knowledge of a pregnancy would dramatically change Klaus overnight when every other deep and meaningful relationship he’s ever had hasn’t. 

So, the tl;dr version of this is basically that I hate the baby and what it does to Klaus because it’s the cheapest, dumbest, most nonsensical plot device to ever introduce into a story line as complex as the past and future of the Mikaelson family, and it’s being used in the cheapest, dumbest, and most nonsensical way possible. The writers are using it as a blanket excuse for absolutely everything in TO and it’s drowning the show in it’s own cutesy idiocy. To say that I dislike the baby or Klope is not how I’d describe it, I hate it on a level that I really can’t describe, I get so much second hand embarrassment from it I can’t even stand it, and I feel like just the knowledge of it’s existence is actually making me a dumber human being. It’s one of the worst plot devices I’ve ever seen on every intellectual and critical level I can think of, and I think the only sane solution to this embarrassment the writers like to call a story line is to get rid of Hope and entirely reboot the series.

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alicentes

I know the majority of you don’t like becho, I’m not a fan either but if you support the idea of octavia, Bellamy’s abuser, killing his girlfriend or destroying one of the few things that make him happy, which by the way will be an abusive move on her part and likely isolate Bellamy and make him vulnerable to future abuse (a classic move by emotional abusers), then you don’t deserve Bellamy Blake.

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hear me out

octavia really really didn’t wanna talk about the “dark year” that kane was referencing, what if this was the year where they were running out of food so they had no choice but to eat their dead? turn into cannibals? 

disturbing, i know.

but i felt like the way kane said “were all guilty” had a double meaning

like yes they’re all guilty as in they’ve all done bad things, but what if he was specifically saying that in reference to the fact that they’ve all had to result to cannibalism to survive, hence why all 814 that are alive now are all guilty because they all participated in cannibalism in order to survive

i’ve seen this cannibalism theory floating around, what do you guys think?

“all of me for all for us!!!” -octavia 5x05 shifting hands

im telling yall they ate their people!!!

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bellamybb

Also a side note: Vinson was def a cannibal! Diyoza said “primal” and then told Abby and Kane to keep their hands away from his mouth! Just interesting!

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
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jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

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usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

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strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

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ryrobsessed

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

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