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justice for brandir

@bisexualturin / bisexualturin.tumblr.com

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i realized there's a lot of overlap between tolkien fans and bg3 fans ! 🤩 so if anyone is interested, i'm still alive and am liveblogging my descent into madness over at @wyllzel 😆

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Anonymous asked:

I've slid back into my turleg obsession and I was scrolling through tumblr's turleg content when I stumbled upon your gaston ficlet...I didn't realize that's what it was until I read your tags.... how could you do this to me 😭😭😭

omg i'm so glad someone realized HAHAHHAHA I WAS AFRAID PPL WERE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY 😂😂 but yeah !! idk why but i was obsessed w that song for a brief moment there LOL

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erotetica

Hi!! I’m super broke! ‘What’s in it for me’ you ask?

Art!

Of your very own! From the Gay Elfs enthusiast themself! It’ll be worth millions in fifty years! How’s this sales pitch going so far?

Commission details: Contact @erotetica through the tumblr messager/askbox After we settle the details of your piece, I’ll send you my PayPal link Once I receive payment, I’ll start a’scribbling You’ll receive a progress sketch about halfway through, so you can request any necessary tweaks And then you get your shit!!

I look forward to working with ya!

(I also have a ko-fi, buy me a coffee and I’ll draw anyone from The Silmarillion)

Reblogs of this post are appreciated :)

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I would JUST like to say that Tolkien did not put weed in his books. Its actually tobacco that he renamed because he HATED that word, and most “new” words. So he just renamed it. Tolkien loved old words and old languages, and HATED new words (for some reason). And to him, tobacco was new. A lot of people think tolkien was Down To Get High but REALLY he was not.

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hi cons-and-constellations, thank you for ur recent letter and addition to the post itself. i assume this is about me joking that gandalf was hitting up a joint?  i’m genuinely confused about whether you’re 1) very mad at me, 2) this is just a pet peeve for you, 3) you sincerely want to save me from thinking Tolkien was super into weed. i tried to compose a suitable tongue-in-cheek reply but now i can’t decide which is the most appropriate, so I organised them into an alignment chart for your perusal. love you and hope you’re well

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sometimes i look at those suburban dads with their little headlamps and imagine that's what feanor looked like wearing the silmarils on his brow

He descended upon Arda in power and majesty greater than any other of the Valar.

[Image: a man wearing three headlamps]

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