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boat boys mcc training in the exact way you expect / joel + etho clips from todays streams
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victors
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A saga of shulkers and statues, aka Joel and Etho losing their minds over who did what to whose property
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Sometimes I think about the fact that watching Joey Graceffa try to fuck a demon in the background of Lizzie, Gem or Katherine’s videos might have been some child’s first exposure to gay people
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i already see people talking about etho mentioning he's played video games using his feet before. however i feel like not enough people are mentioning that he brought this up as a suggestion for what iskall could do instead of using the wrist he sprained, and that his next suggestion was "maybe if you wore some kind of collar", which i think is actually way more insane than just having played with his feet in the past,
lest you think i made this up, behold, etho suggesting iskall should wear a collar for practically no reason. i have been baffled by this since i heard it. why would he suggest that. etho what is going through your brain in that moment. what,
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going crazy over this clip of bdubs working himself into a fervor over killing etho only for the bloodlust to immediately dissolve the second etho says “lol!” in the chat and bdubs decides that he’s too cute to kill.
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i can't STAND HIM lmao
TRANSCRIPT:
Etho: now, the key to cooking a steak—this is the part a lot of people get wrong. all right? so pay attention, this is most important: you gotta make sure the pan is hot. if it's cold, you've messed up, y-you-you've done something wrong. you gotta make sure your fire's going or whatever—your stove is on—uh, but don't just touch the pan to figure out if it's hot! okay? big mistake. don't do it. nuh-uh, nope. that's—that's a rookie mistake, right there. what you want to do is go ask a friend, get them to touch it for you and then you can figure out if it's hot that way.
END TRANSCRIPT.
Source: youtu.be
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What if i died
[Image ID: A digital sketch of ship art of Smallishbeans and Ethoslab. They are both in boats, Etho on canvas left crouching and Joel on canvas right kneeling. Joel is slightly up, grabbing the back of Etho's hair and leaning in, tilting his head and grimacing. Etho is tilting his head the other way, looking at Joel with a calm expression. End ID]
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HPLY SHIT ETHO PIC
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They're reliving the past 🛶🏴☠️
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facts (?) i have learnt about etho
- lives in the middle of nowhere in snow
- his gaming setup is incredibly cursed
- these revelations about his setup confirm that he does in fact have at least 2 arms. unsure about legs.
- his headphones are cursed in ways i don’t want to think about. but this is Proof he does in fact have a head
- a kid recognised him from his voice
- he hates onions
- used to help with his parent’s plant nursery business before it closed
- helped a girl out of her car after an accident
- has multiple generators
- doesn’t have a phone 😭😭
- probably chops wood and digs ditches?
- he still uses double tap to sprint
- a plastic bag once got stuck under his car and got burnt and stunk his car up for months
- he gets a nosebleed when he drinks carbonated drinks
- he had a cat named snuggles or snuckles who kiLLED A DUCK
- he likes baked potato but it’s actually baked in the MICROWAVE. for 3 hours?????
- a moose once broke his fence
- a moose once bit his sister (?)
- he went camping in the rocky mountains and messed up his ankles
- he likes peanut butter on bananas but he dropped it once but ate it anyway
- he made fireworks in his garage when he was younger and burnt a hole in a table
- he got stopped in an airport for having a BB gun i think it was
- his stopped uploading videos during the olympics. i don’t think this is a coincidence. i believe he is in the national hockey team. i have no proof.
- he is ripped with a 6 pack??
- he didn’t get vaccinated for a while when he was a kid?????
- he can make a popping noise by sticking his pinky finger in his ear
- always wears socks but hates sandals. not sure about the verdict on socks + sandals
- he can rotate his feet over 180 degrees. i think someone said it was 300 degrees but the thought of that makes me uncomfortable
- he likes the colour Green
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the crew is here
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Tommy talks about the elephant in the room
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“This should have been handled privately” These women don’t want apologies they are WARNING YOU! They don’t want clout or shitty statements they want to warn us of the power these creators have over their audience and the people around them!!
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actually favorite part of scar's vod was gem and joel trying to guess how old etho is. so joel just goes "were you born before world war two?" and etho goes "it sometimes feels like i'm still living it, joel"
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the hermits are already predisposed towards crime and they always have been. however, they struggle due to the lack of law structures in which to commit their crimes; if nothing is illegal, what is a crime? season 10 has given them new laws, and with that, new crimes. this is enrichment for them. they are printing counterfeit diamonds and committing mail fraud and threatening to sue over breach of contract. these are signs of a healthy and thriving hermit population
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unironically her most powerful tweet