Bangtan Pasta

#BTSFantasticBeasts 4/7 

Hyeonmu (현무) The Black Tortoise /玄武/Huyền Vũ 

It is usually depicted as a turtle entwined together with a snake, known as “Dark Warrior" 

It represents the north & winter season, were thought to be spiritual creatures symbolizing longevity. #BTSFanart

#BTSFantasticBeasts 2/7 Jin - Bonghwang 봉황 (Fenghuang/Phoenix) Bonghwang are legendary creatures in Korean mythology & folklore. They has very positive connotations. It is a symbol of high virtue, grace, beauty, prosperity & morality–essentially. #JIn #SeokJin #진 #BTSfanart

#BTSFantasticBeasts 1/7

RM - Yong 용 (Dragon)

Yong are legendary creatures in Korean mythology & folklore.

They're peaceful& wise creatures.

They're primarily benevolent beings related to water & agriculture, often considered bringers of rain & clouds.

#HAPPYRMDAY #RM #BTSfanart

Taehyung -  The Shadow Like Me

‘ON’ - taehyung

bts’ hiding spots

© SAVE ME TAEHYUNG | Do not edit.

A COMPILATION OF FLEXIBLE KING JIMIN | Cr twt  stussyjimin

[ENG] 190830 [BANGTAN BOMB] Drummer Boy V & JK - BTS (방탄소년단)

YouTube link to the video

190830 BigHit’s Tweet

[#BangtanBomb] A boy playing the drums appeared in the practice room🥁! (https://youtu.be/YCNU_niyxks)

Fan art 💕

bless you

answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

scam caller: hello, how are you today?

me: great!

scam caller: good. I’m calling because your IP address has been compromised. I’ll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.

me: okay! there is one thing I’m wondering, though

scam caller: what?

me: you really couldn’t think of a better lie?

scam caller:

me: like, my “IP address has been compromised.” How, exactly, does an IP address become “compromised”?

scam caller:

me: I was just wondering, is all

scam caller: why did you answer?

me:

me: what?

scam caller: if you knew this wasn’t a legitimate call, then why did you answer?

me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense.

scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me.

me: well, you’re currently not accomplishing your goal

scam caller: my goal?

me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You’re not accomplishing that. I’d call that an expense.

scam caller: well, can I scam you?

me:

me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?

scam caller: yes. can I scam you?

me, baffled: sure, you can try

scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer

me: yeah, that’s still a problem. I’m eating tater tots right now and I really don’t feel like getting up.

scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.

me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won’t.

scam caller: You answered today.

me: …touché?

scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day.

Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

i really needed to post maknae-line portraits like this