ugh, as if!

dating someone who gives you great sex, good laughs, best friend vibes, epic conversations and unquestionable loyalty >>>>

!!!!

indecisive girl i am so sorry that you do not know what you want. i will think about you and pray for you before bed indecisive girl

anybody know what to do with it all

this always

my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

pesto is great for many bites but to me it’s always been a kind of samey indulgent experience in a specific way where if you happily eat your way through a large enough portion there will hit a point where you will very suddenly experience something called “pesto remorse” which i have just invented

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

What if you had a white whale to hunt but god said faggot! You will get a bachelors degree

idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

sorry if you dont want me to show my followers. but these are the funniest tags ive seen in my life

A partner who updates you because they know how badly you can overthink while waiting for them is top tier

THIS!

walter ropélé / beya rebaï (2&3) / nancy merkle / susan roden / wolf kahn

i wanna meet myself from another person’s point of view and experience my own energy

I’ve always wondered