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FILMS IN 2022:anastasia (1997) — dir. don bluth, gary goldman
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I GET TO BE PHRYNE FISHER
I approve of this curse
This’ll do…
I was going to go for rad tech but changed my mind.
It’s not just that the leaves will break down on their own (and enrich the soil while they’re at it!). During the winter, all sorts of insects use leaf litter for shelter, and they’re the first food available to larvae in early spring. Leaves also insulate the plants under them during the winter, which is important if you’re in an area prone to frost heaving.
One of the best thing you can do for native pollinators in your area is Leave the Leaves!
It actually stresses me out when we removed things like this from the environment because we are disrupting several important cycles, specifically the nitrogen cycle. Decomposition should replenish the nitrogen in our soil, but instead we’re throwing precious organic matter into plastic landfills. This is the same with all food. Composting is a MUCH more sustainable way of living, and I plan to start my own compost material once I have my own place. For now, tossing food scraps into the woods has been good enough.
This happened on Oct. 5 and not one major news source covered it. This is the end goal of the anti-choice movement.
This is *supposed* to be a statue of the Virgin Mary from a sculptor named Maria Scanu
Fucking iconic. It would also allow suing rapists and domestic abusers with awards starting from 10,000, where if the case is won, half the money goes into a fund for women seeking abortions in other states. It’s modelled exactly from Texas’s unconstitutional bullshit bill. Anyone who opposes the constitutionality of this bill would also be calling into question the anti-abortion bill.
favorite fun fact to pull out at parties? preferably something that gets you weird looks
I absolutely despise this addition but am still going to take the opportunity to remind our dear readers that Sea Monster Whale Dick was discussed in our previous lecture series:
MIDSOMMAR (2019) dir. Ari Aster
Happy Spoopy Season!
Excuse me. Wheres the full version?
RELEASE THE FULL VERSION
it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like
WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???
WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??
(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)
To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American
If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent
LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT
Do we ever hear like
For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?
It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant
I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian
I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?
What
ALFREDO???
he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning
I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names
Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again
In conclusion, Americans have rat accents
Just in case anyone else was curious.
This is kind of horrifying
holy shit
fucking destroyed
looks like we have a new king
get a load of this
“oh yeah, that’s good be a really good snipe-”
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